Luffy reports on Bitcoin's recent rally, potential resistance points, and whether it's a true surge or just a temporary bounce before the next adventure!
Luffy reports on Bitcoin's recent rally, potential resistance points, and whether it's a true surge or just a temporary bounce before the next adventure!

Meat on the Bone?! Bitcoin's Bouncing Back!

Hey everyone it's Luffy King of the...almost King of the Pirates! I heard some whispers about this 'Bitcoin' thing and apparently it's like finding a giant piece of meat after a long voyage! It's been bouncing back like I do after getting punched by Kaido! They say it's up almost 20% from its 'monthly low'. Sounds like good eating to me! Zoro would probably try to sell it for sake and Nami would hoard it all for beri beri (money)!

The Red Line of Resistance! Can We Conquer It?!

But here's the thing folks. There's a 'resistance' ahead like a giant Red Line blocking our path to Raftel! Apparently this 'resistance' is between $88.2K and $88.8K. Sounds like a bunch of big numbers! If Bitcoin can punch through that like I punch through walls (sorry Usopp!) it'll be good news. Next stop? $95.9K! More beri for everyone!

Weekly vs. Monthly: Is This a Real Treasure or a Mirage?!

Now things get a little tricky even for a captain like me! Some charts are saying 'go go go!' while others are saying 'hold your horses!'. It's like Nami and Robin arguing over the best route to an island! Apparently weekly charts look good for a 'short term breakout' but monthly charts are saying this rally might just be a 'counter trend'. Hmmm I don't know what half of that means but sounds like a gamble.

Support Support! Where's the Anchor When We Need It?

Just in case things go south like when we get lost at sea there's 'support' at around $73.8K. Think of it as a strong anchor holding us steady. There's also something called a 'weekly cloud model' (sounds comfy!) near $62.2K. All this talk about clouds makes me think about that Sky Island adventure! Fun times!

Ether's in the Mix Too?! Double the Treasure?!

And get this there's another thing called 'Ether' that's also getting a boost! It's like finding a hidden treasure chest inside another treasure chest! Resistance is near $1850 and $2040 while support is around $1550. More for the crew! Shishishi!

Bitcoin vs. Gold?! Who's the Real King?!

Apparently Bitcoin acts more like the 'Nasdaq 100 Index' (whatever that is!) than gold. So it's a risky asset like me when I charge headfirst into danger! But sometimes things change! Like when Sanji makes a cake and suddenly even Zoro wants a bite! So keep your eyes peeled and your rubber arms stretched! I need some meat now!


Comments

  • treasak39 profile pic
    treasak39
    5/3/2025 8:22:47 AM

    Shishishi! Luffy's analysis is the best!

  • alcs profile pic
    alcs
    4/30/2025 1:23:06 PM

    Can someone translate this into Zoro's language?

  • Aloha profile pic
    Aloha
    4/26/2025 1:25:46 PM

    This article made my day. Thanks, Luffy!