Harvard in Hot Water, Hmm? A Sith Lord's Enrollment Scheme, This Could Be!

Chaos There Is! A Trap?

Troubled times Harvard faces. Like a Womp Rat in a Beggar's Canyon cornered it is! Ban on international students the Trump administration has declared. A dark side move this is! Jamie Beaton wise he seems of Crimson Education. 'Ignore the chaos,' he advises. Easier said than done hmmm?

Ivy League Dreams Shattered They Are?

Years long process getting into Harvard is. A youngling's path it is not! But remain steadfast Beaton urges. A Jedi's focus this requires! Even advantage there may be in applying now. When others falter opportunity arises yes. Like finding a kyber crystal in a storm rare it is but possible.

A Brand Strong Harvard Has! Unwavering is it?

Harvard's acceptance rate low it has become. Under 4% a challenge it poses! But strong the Harvard brand remains. Like a lightsaber it cuts through doubt. Yet nervous students are rightfully so. The Force is in turmoil I sense. Uncertainty a path to the dark side it is.

Stand Off Escalating It Is! Feel the Tension We Can

Visa interviews halted the Trump administration declared. Social media vetting expanded a watchful eye they cast. Harvard's student program threatened it is! Anti Semitism Task Force a point of contention it seems. Like the Empire vs. the Rebellion a struggle it is.

Hope A Federal Judge Provides! Saved Harvard Is For Now

A judge's order temporary relief it brings. Like Obi Wan appearing in the nick of time fortunate it is! Harvard's president Alan Garber speaks of rights and opportunities. Vital international students are he declares. Hmm a fight for survival this is.

Compromise They Must! A Resolution One Hopes

Compromise Beaton predicts. Like a negotiation with the Hutts delicate it must be! International students vital they are to the university's revenue. Like a golden droid valuable they are! $43.8 billion they contribute to the U.S. economy. Truly wonderful the mind of a child...and the wallet of an international student!