Buffett's Empire Strikes Back! S&P 500 Trembles!

Fear Grips the Galaxy (or Wall Street)

Hmm troubling times these are. A dark shadow falls on Wall Street it does. President Trump's tariffs like a Sith Lord's saber cut deep. The S&P 500 a youngling facing Darth Vader defeated it feels. Down 9.1% it plummeted. The Nasdaq like Alderaan nearly destroyed! But wait a flicker of hope there is. Berkshire Hathaway a Jedi Master among padawans stands firm.

The Buffett Force is Strong

Better than the S&P 500 Berkshire fared yes. Down only 6.2% it was. A cash rich conglomerate it is. Investors like young Luke seeking guidance find solace in its strength. Up 8% this year it remains. The 200 day moving average above it Berkshire still trades. A sign of momentum this is hmm? The Force strong with this one it is.

Trump's Tariff Troubles: A Disturbance in the Force

A global trade war Trump ignites! The economic outlook shaken it is. The market like Han Solo's Millennium Falcon sent into a tailspin. The Dow Jones losses it suffers. But Berkshire like Obi Wan Kenobi offers a safe haven. Defensive nature its insurance empire has. A balance sheet unmatched it is. $334 billion in cash it holds. Impressive most impressive.

Independent Berkshire is.

Not dependent on Trump's policies Berkshire it is. Like a Wookiee strong and independent. Does not need to go hand in hand to the White House. The Treasury yield China's actions Canada's feelings unaffected by these it is. A true giant Berkshire is. Size matters not but in this case it does hmmm?

Buffett Denies the Dark Side

Social media rumors swirling they were. Buffett a puppet of Trump some claimed! Nonsense this is! Buffett denies he does. The market tanking Trump deliberately some believe. Laughable it is! A fan video shared by Trump hmm? A galaxy far far away these claims belong in.

May the Fourth (Meeting) Be With You!

No comments on the markets Buffett will make. Before Berkshire's annual meeting on May 3rd silence he keeps. Patient he is. Wise he is. Trust in the Force and in Buffett you must. A strong foundation Berkshire provides even when the market like a rancor tries to crush it. Fear not invest wisely and may the profits be with you always!