After-Hours Buzz: Zooming Profits, Surging Stocks, Feel the Force!

Zoom Do or Do Not There Is No Try!

Hmm headlines Zoom makes yes. A revenue forecast strong it is! Fiscal year 2026 $4.80 billion to $4.81 billion they foresee. Analyst expectations exceeded they have! A good sign this is. Adjusted earnings higher than expected reported Zoom has. 'Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try,' said I. And do Zoom did!

Snowflake's Ascent: Size Matters Not?

Snowflake a surge it experienced! More than 6% rise the shares did. A solid first quarter they reported. Earnings adjusted 24 cents per share a beat it was! Estimate of 21 cents LSEG had. Guidance for revenue expectations topped it did. Remember 'Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you?' Well judge Snowflake analysts now must!

Urban Outfitters: Strong in the Clothes They Are!

Ah Urban Outfitters. Soaring shares more than 9% they did! A quarterly report strong it was. Earnings per share $1.16 reported. Estimate of 84 cents a beat that is. Revenue of $1.33 billion higher than expected it came. 'Luminous beings are we not this crude matter!' Perhaps to their shareholders these words bring joy.

Lumen's Big Deal: A Communications Shift I Sense!

Lumen Technologies shares surged they have! A whole 15% jump they did! AT&T agreed to acquire the fiber business. A $5.75 billion deal it is. Closing in 2026 they expect. AT&T little changed they are. 'Always two there are no more no less. A master and an apprentice.' A shift in power this deal might be.

A Forceful Summary: The Market Moves!

Headlines these companies make yes. Strong moves they are showing. Zooming surging soaring jumping! The Force strong with these companies it seems. Remember young padawans 'Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.' So do not fear the market understand it you must!

May the Profits Be With You!

So another day another trade. These companies watch them closely you must. The market ever changing it is. Patience young ones. Patience. And may the profits be with you always! Hmm!