It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on Trump's Tariff Tantrums!

Here We Go Again: Trump's Truth Social Throwdown!

Mamma Mia! What's a this I'm hearing? President Trump's throwing around tariff threats like I throw fireballs at Bowser! He's saying any country 'aligning themselves with the anti American policies of BRICS' will get hit with an extra 10% tariff. And he said 'There will be no exceptions!' Sounds pretty serious even for a guy who probably thinks a Goomba is a fancy Italian pasta dish. 'Okey Dokey!' Let's see what happens next!

BRICS Bites Back: Unilateral Protectionism Oh My!

These BRICS fellas they aren't too happy either! They're talkin' about 'unjustified unilateral protectionist measures' and 'indiscriminate increase of reciprocal tariffs.' It's like they're speaking another language! But I think what they're saying is 'Hey Trump that's a not fair!' It's a like when Bowser tries to steal Princess Peach only instead of a Princess it's the global economy... and instead of a Koopa Clown Car it's trade policies! 'It's a me!' Trying to sort out this mess!

Iran's in the Mix? That's a Spicy Meatball!

So these BRICS guys they're also showin' support for Iran. Apparently someone's been throwin' some military punches their way. Whoa! Now we're talkin' about more than just mushrooms and Goombas! This is gettin' seriouser than when I gotta fight Bowser at the end of the game! 'Here we go!'

BRICS: More Than Just a Bunch of Blocks!

This BRICS group is made up of Brazil Russia India China South Africa and a whole bunch of others. They say they're all about 'increasing the influence of Global South countries.' They want to challenge those 'Western dominated institutions' and maybe even kick the U.S. dollar off its throne. It's a like they're tryin' to build a new Mushroom Kingdom but without the Tanooki Suit! 'Let's a go!'

Letters from Trump: Read at Your Own Peril!

Trump's sendin' out letters with all the tariff details. Apparently if you don't agree with his terms you get to pay the 'old rate.' It's a like when Luigi gets the Poltergust 3000 but instead of ghost busting it's tariff busting! 'Yahoo!'

August 1st: Judgment Day for Traders?

The tariffs are supposedly kicking in on August 1st unless you make a deal with Trump. It's a like Bowser's castle: you can either fight your way through or try to sneak past him with a Super Star! Either way 'Game Over' for someone! 'Wahoo!'