Warren Buffett Said WHAT About the Stock Market?! (OMG!)

Is This Real Life?

Okay so like I heard about this article about Warren Buffett – and I was like who even IS that? But then Kris (momager obvi) told me he's basically the king of money. So listen up besties because apparently even the big dogs get a little stressed about the stock market sometimes. But according to Warren the recent 'volatility' is 'really nothing.' Like NOTHING. Can you even imagine? I lose a lash and I'm having a full blown crisis. This guy is next level I can tell you that much okurrr.

50% Off… My Anxiety Level!

Buffett mentioned that Berkshire Hathaway's stock dipped 50% like THREE times in the past. Can you even fathom losing half your stuff? Kylie Cosmetics would have been a goner (jk jk!). But seriously he said it was all good because there was no 'fundamental issue' with the company. So basically don't panic sell your Kylie Skin when things look a little... you know. Like what is 'fundamental issue' even mean?

Bear Market? Honey We're Fabulous!

So apparently everyone was freaking out about a 'bear market' which is like when stocks drop by a lot. But Buffett's all 'This has not been a dramatic bear market or anything of the sort'. So like chill. Buy more lip kits. I got some new summer colors coming out soon! It's giving boss babe.

Trump Drama? As If!

Apparently all this stock market drama is tied to something about 'President Donald Trump's contentious tariff policy'. I'm like okay... politics. But also it rebounded! The S&P 500 is on its longest winning streak since 2004. Talk about manifesting! See even when things look sus you can still bounce back. It’s giving Kris Jenner power moves.

From 240 to 41,300? Goals!

Buffett says the Dow Jones was like super low when he was born. And now it's like super high. So basically hold on tight besties things change. He shared that the Dow Jones Industrial Average sat at 240 on his birthday of Aug. 30 1930 and fell as low as 41. Despite "hair curler" events he's lived through the blue chip average finished Friday above 41,300. Like wow. What an icon!

Vibrate Higher Invest Smarter

Buffett said if you freak out when your stocks go down 15% you need a new 'investment philosophy.' He's like 'The world is not going to adapt to you. You're going to have to adapt to the world.' Like so true! And also 'People have emotions but you gotta check them at the door when you invest.' Bye Felicia to all the bad vibes. Anyway gotta go launching a new eyeshadow palette and it is EVERYTHING. Remember you do you invest wisely and stay glam! XOXO Kylie.