Volvo Layoffs! Is Trump's Trade War Ruining My Next Car?

OMG Not My Next Ride!

Okay so I was scrolling through my feed (duh!) and I saw this article about Volvo laying off like a ton of people. Apparently it's because of Trump's tariffs and all this market drama. Honestly I was like 'Are you serious?!' I had my eye on a customized Volvo XC90 – you know the one with the like super plush interior and the extended wheelbase. But now I'm like is this trade war gonna mess with my car dreams?

Tariffs? What Even Are Those?

So I called my assistant Tiffany because like I needed the deets. She explained tariffs to me and honestly it's a lot. Basically Trump's been slapping extra taxes on imported stuff and it's messing with businesses and the economy. As if I don't have enough to worry about with Stormi's latest obsession with glitter slime! I mean is nothing sacred?

Laying Off? That's Messed Up!

Okay but seriously laying off 800 people? That's not the vibe! People have families bills and like serious commitments. It's a huge bummer. It makes me realize that even though I'm living my best life there are so many people out there struggling. So I'm sending positive vibes to everyone affected by the Volvo layoffs. You got this!

Is This the New Normal?

Volvo says these layoffs are because people aren't buying as many trucks thanks to 'market uncertainty' and 'possible regulatory changes'. Like are we heading into a recession or something? Is this the new normal? I'm starting to feel like 2016 is coming back! If so someone get me my lip kits!

Maybe I'll Just Buy a Private Jet...

You know what? Maybe I should just skip the car altogether and invest in a private jet. Less drama more freedom. Plus imagine the Instagram content! 'Flying high above the tariffs in my Kylie Air jet. This is my reality. What's yours?' Yeah I'm feeling that vibe.

Still Rooting for Volvo Tho!

Despite everything I'm still rooting for Volvo. They make amazing cars and I hope they can weather this storm (pun intended!). Maybe I'll even collab with them on a Kylie Jenner Edition Volvo. Think pink interiors Lip Kit inspired exterior colors and a built in glam room. Now THAT'S something the world needs!