TSMC Says No Way to Intel! Are They Serious?!

No Joint Venture? Seriously?!

Okay so like I just heard that TSMC totally shut down those rumors about a joint venture with Intel. Can you even imagine? Like as if TSMC would want to be partners with them right now! According to their CEO C.C. Wei they're not talking to anyone about that kind of deal. I was like 'okayyyy...' But really who can keep up with these people?

Remember When Intel Was Everything?

It's kinda sad not gonna lie. Remember when Intel was like *the* chip company? But now Nvidia AMD and even Apple are like eating their lunch. Last year was their worst ever! It's like... how do you lose 61% of your value?! That's like almost as bad as when I wore that one dress everyone hated. (Okay maybe not *that* bad.)

Trump's Tariffs and Chip Drama: It's Complicated!

So President Trump is trying to bring manufacturing back to the US which is cool. But then he's also threatening tariffs which could mess everything up for TSMC and their clients like Nvidia and AMD. It's a whole *thing* you know? Like why can't everyone just get along?

TSMC's AI Chip Boom: Winning!

Even with all the drama TSMC is killing it with AI chips! They beat profit expectations for the first quarter. That's like when Kylie Cosmetics sells out in like five minutes. Goals! But these tariffs are still a potential buzzkill. Ugh.

I'm Not a Regular CEO I'm a Cool CEO

C.C. Wei's basically like 'Nah we good.' You gotta respect the hustle. But seriously Intel needs to step up their game. Maybe they should hire me as their marketing consultant? I could totally rebrand them. Like 'Intel: It's the new cool!' Or maybe not. LOL.

What's Gonna Happen?

Honestly I have no idea what's gonna happen next. But I'll be watching probably from my private jet sipping a matcha latte. And of course documenting everything on Instagram. Stay tuned dolls! XOXO Kylie