OMG! Trump's Tariffs Got Me Like...Is My Lip Kit Empire SAFE?!

Wait What's a Tariff?!

Okay so like I had to ask Kris what a tariff even *is*. Apparently it's something Trump wants to put on like everything? Pharmaceuticals? Apple (my fave iPhone duh!)? My brain? LOL. Anyway Daddy T said he's announcing a 'major tariff on pharmaceuticals very shortly.' Like is that even English? Stocks in companies like Pfizer and Merck are already like spiraling. So not fetch.

Apple's Down? That's Not Very 'Ky' lie!

Okay Apple being down is like a *major* red flag. How am I supposed to 'gram my flawless selfies if my phone is like lagging?! They're saying it's because Apple relies on China. Like hello China makes *everything*! Even like half my wardrobe. But I'm sure they'll figure it out. They always do right?

Retail Apocalypse or Just a Minor Setback?

Okay so all the retailers are like freaking out. Target Best Buy Home Depot? Down down *down*. It's like chill guys! Maybe everyone just needs a new Kylie Skin product to relax. But seriously if people can't afford like *anything* how are they gonna buy my lip kits?! This is getting too real.

Walmart's Wary Y'all!

Walmart pulled its outlook which is like when you pull a pregnancy test ad say is negative! JK! Walmart is playing it safe so they can keep prices down for everyone. Awww so considerate. But seriously if people aren’t buying lip kits and toilet paper…we have a problem.

Automakers Are Slipping and Sliding

Ford and General Motors are taking a hit because of these tariffs! Like how are people supposed to drive around town looking snatched if their cars are too expensive? This whole tariff thing is seriously cramping everyone's style.

Energy to the Rescue?

Okay so *something's* going up! Constellation Energy is like thriving because of an upgrade. Maybe everyone should invest in energy? I mean I need energy to keep up with Stormi and Aire obvi. Maybe this is the answer to all our problems? JK I still need my lip kits.