OMG! Is World War III About to Ruin My Lip Kit Sales? (Kylie's Take)

Like Literally... What's Going On?

Okay so like I was scrolling through my Insta feed (duh) and I saw this article about Iran and the US and it's like a whole thing. Apparently Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (try saying that five times fast!) is threatening America with 'irreparable damage' if we even THINK about like a military strike. Can you even imagine? I'm just trying to run a business here! And like what if they start like banning Lip Kits over there? I can't even!

Trump's Back? Groundbreaking.

And then like Trump chimes in because of course he does. He's all 'Oh Khamenei is an easy target,' but he doesn't want missiles shot at civilians or American soldiers. Okay Trump whatever you say! Like last time I checked 'easy' isn't exactly like a diplomatic term? The tea is HOTTTT. But seriously can we all just get along? I need to focus on my next collab!

Nuclear Centrifuges? Sounds Kinda Sci Fi.

Apparently someone attacked Iran's nuclear centrifuge production facilities. I don't even know what a centrifuge is but it sounds kinda sci fi and not very chic. It's like are we living in a movie now? I just wanna post cute pics in my private jet and maybe launch a new eyeshadow palette. Is that too much to ask?

Israel's Involved? More Drama Than My Family Dinners!

Okay so Israel's involved too? This is getting more complicated than my contouring routine. Apparently they launched an attack on Iran's nuclear program. Honestly it's like a season finale of KUWTK over there but with way higher stakes! "Are you gonna cry? Are you gonna cry?" I'm definitely gonna cry if this messes up my supply chain!

Markets Are Shook! Gold is Popping Off!

The article says the markets are shook and everyone's running to safe haven assets like gold. Ugh gold is so last season. I'm all about diamonds baby! But seriously if this conflict escalates it could affect the whole oil rich Middle East. And you know what that means? Higher gas prices! Like I can't even fill up my G Wagon without needing like a trust fund these days. This is stressing me out.

Can We All Just Chill Out and Buy Some Lip Kits?

So yeah that's the situation. It's a mess it's complicated and honestly I'm just hoping everyone can chill out and maybe like buy some Lip Kits or something? Retail therapy always helps right? And maybe just maybe if everyone's lips look bomb we can all achieve world peace. Okay maybe not but a girl can dream! "Rise and shine!" It's time to make money people! Peace out!