Like, Literally Irreparable Damage? Iran's Supreme Leader's Threat Got Me Thinking...

Wait What Even is 'Irreparable'?

Okay so I saw this article about Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei – try saying that five times fast! – and he's threatening the U.S. with like *irreparable* damage. I had to Google it because honestly what even *is* irreparable? Is it worse than when I accidentally spilled my matcha latte on my Birkin? Because that was a *moment* you guys. Also did anyone else know that Iran and the US were beefing? Is this gonna affect my next vacation should I avoid Middle Eastern countries?

Trump Being Trump (Shocker!)

Then there's Trump. He's saying the U.S.'s patience is 'wearing thin' and that Khamenei is an 'easy target.' Okay first of all calling someone an 'easy target' is like *so* 2016. Second he says they're not gonna 'take him out (kill!) at least not for now.' Like whoa that's a bit intense even for my standards. This is a lot to take in but as my mom Kris always says 'You’re doing amazing sweetie!' and if Kris said it then it must be true!

Negotiations? More Like Negotia *mess*!

Apparently the White House has been trying to broker a deal about Iran's nuclear program. I didn't even know Iran *had* a nuclear program. Are they trying to become the next like 'it' country? Because honey there's only room for one queen and that's me. Seriously though all this talk of nuclear programs is making me want to contour my stress away.

Israel? More Like Is Real Complicated

So Israel attacked Iran saying it was targeting their nuclear program. The International Atomic Energy Agency (another long name!) confirmed that two centrifuge production facilities were hit. It’s like everyone is in a mess. But I am not going to involve myself in that story because as I said before 'This is gonna be a long year' and I don't want to fill mine with drama!

Blame Game? More Like the Drama Game!

And of course there's blame being thrown around like confetti at a Kardashian party. Israel is accusing Iran of offensives through its regional allies but Iran denies it. Honestly it's giving me major high school drama vibes. Can't we all just get along? Maybe they should all just go get matching lip kits and chill then we can just be best friends.

Gold Rush? Or Just Investor Panic?

Apparently all this tension is making markets go crazy. Investors are running to 'safe haven assets' like gold. Okay I love gold as much as the next girl but is it really worth all this stress? Like can't we all just relax and buy some Kylie Cosmetics? It's way less stressful and makes you look amazing! This is so difficult.