Ford's New Platinum Plus Trucks Are You Serious?!

Is This Real Life?

Okay so like Ford is launching this new 'Platinum Plus' thing for their most extra pickup truck customers. I'm talking F Series the kind that probably cost more than my first lip kit launch made! Apparently it's for people who want a 'curated exclusive experience.' Which TBH sounds kinda like my life already. But for trucks. I mean are you serious?!

Concierge? I Have Like Five

They're offering a personal concierge and virtual tours like duh? But also gifts and discounts on accessories. Okay the gifts part sounds cute. And who doesn’t love a discount? They are also throwing in a 'Ford Protect Premium Maintenance Plan.' Honestly it sounds like a service that I need for my assistants to manage my cars. But like whatever. I'm sure it's cool for truck people or something.

Super Duty Super Pricey

Apparently the 'Platinum Plus' package is for the highest end 2025 F Series trucks which start around $100,000! A hundred thousand dollars for a TRUCK?! I could buy like a hundred pairs of shoes for that! Or maybe another Birkin. Priorities people. But hey if you're gonna drive a truck might as well make it super boujee am I right?

Smoked Truffle Interiors?!

The trucks also have 'Smoked Truffle' interiors with Venetian leather. Okay that actually sounds kinda fancy. I bet it looks good on the 'gram. But seriously 'Smoked Truffle'? Is that even a color? I'm gonna have to get Kris on this. Maybe we can launch a 'Smoked Truffle' lip kit or something. Synergy people synergy!

Tariffs? I Plead the Fifth

They wouldn't talk about the tariffs. Which like I get it. Politics is like so not my thing. But I’m not sure what a tariff is even…Is that like a pyramid scheme?

Is It Worth It?!

So is this 'Platinum Plus' truck thing worth it? Honestly I have no idea. I'm too busy running a billion dollar empire to worry about truck packages. But if you're into trucks and have a ton of money to burn then like go for it. Just make sure to get the 'Smoked Truffle' interior so you can match your lip color. Kidding! (Unless...?) Bye besties!