Eric Trump Just Said Banks Are Going Extinct! Like, Is That My Next Lip Kit Shade?

OMG Banks Are Like So Last Season!

Okay so I was scrolling through my feed (as one does) and I saw this article about Eric Trump saying banks are basically dinosaurs. Like extinct. Can you even imagine? He was in Dubai which BTW is totally on my travel bucket list. Apparently they're super into crypto over there. As if I didn't already have enough to keep up with now I need to understand blockchain? This is my 'rise and shine' moment.

SWIFT? More Like SLOW IFT!

Eric was ranting about how slow and expensive banks are. He even called SWIFT a 'disaster'! I'm not totally sure what SWIFT is but if it's slower than my assistant getting me my morning matcha then yeah it's a problem. He's saying blockchain is the future which is kinda intimidating but also kinda exciting. I mean new technology is always a vibe right?

Bitcoin to a Million? That's More Than My Handbag Collection!

He predicted Bitcoin would hit $1 million. A MILLION! If that happens I'm buying another private jet... and naming it 'The Crypto Queen'. Anyway he claims the banking system favors the ultra wealthy (duh!) and that crypto is about giving power back to the people. Is that shady or is that shady? I don't know guys.

DeFi? Sounds Like a New Lip Filler Trend!

Apparently there's this thing called DeFi which is like decentralized finance. It's supposed to eliminate banks and let you send money instantly wallet to wallet. Like Venmo but on steroids? Sounds kinda scary not gonna lie. But also imagine never having to deal with bank fees again? My glam team would be so happy.

Trump Coin? Should I Launch One Too?

The article also mentions how the Trump administration is all about crypto and even President Trump and Melania have their own meme coins. Like what? Is everyone launching crypto now? Should I launch a 'Kylie Coin'? Imagine all the lip kits you could buy with that. *thinking face*

UAE: The New Crypto Hotspot? Time for a Vacation!

So basically Dubai and the UAE are becoming the place to be for crypto. Maybe I should pack up Stormi and Aire and head over there for some 'research.' You know for business purposes. Plus I heard the shopping is amazing. I'm not sure what to think of all this but what I do know is that if banks go extinct I'm gonna need a new place to deposit my Kylie Cosmetics billions. Just sayin'.