Elon's Oops! Did He Take It Too Far With Trump?

Elon Said WHAT?!

Okay so like I'm scrolling through my feeds right? And I see that Elon like the Elon Musk is out here saying he regrets some of his tweets about President Trump. OMG! Spill the tea sis! Apparently things got a little too '2017 Met Gala bathroom selfie' intense and now everyone's spiraling. Remember when I said 'This is gonna be a long year'? Well buckle up buttercups because it just got longer.

Dissolving the Dream Team?

Apparently Elon and Trump were like super tight. Elon was even spearheading this 'Department of Government Efficiency' thing under Trump’s administration. DOGE? Sounds kinda cute tbh. Anyway they had a falling out over some bill called the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act," which sounds like something I'd name a lip kit. But now their breakup is causing drama for Tesla and SpaceX. It's like can't we all just get along? 'Like realizing stuff' needs to happen ASAP!

Tesla's Tumble (and Recovery!)

So like because of all this drama Tesla's market cap took a major hit. Like the biggest ever! Can you even imagine the stress? But good news my loves it looks like things are bouncing back. It's giving 'rise and shine' vibes and I'm here for it! Maybe a limited edition 'Bounce Back' highlighter is in order?

The Tweet Purge

OMG you guys Elon deleted some tweets! And not just any tweets like the ones where he was going full savage on Trump. Including one where he like mentioned Trump being in Jeffrey Epstein's 'files'. That's some next level shade. It’s giving me major 'I’m not arguing I’m just stating facts' vibes but maybe facts best left unsaid? Who knows! Deleting is always good.

Impeach This!

There was also this tweet where Elon said 'yes' to someone who wanted Trump impeached and replaced with the VP. Like talk about throwing shade! That's like choosing Kendall over me... never gonna happen! Apparently that tweet is gone too. I guess Elon is trying to play it cool but the internet never forgets honey.

Starlink Stays Put (Thank Goodness!)

Okay so even though Trump was threatening to cancel all of Elon's government contracts he's still keeping Starlink at the White House. Whew! Crisis averted. Because like what would they do without internet? It's like saying you're canceling Kylie Cosmetics... unthinkable! Anyway stay tuned for more drama because this is Hollywood and things are never boring.