Donald Trump's Tariff Threat: Is My iPhone About to Get More Expensive?!

Wait What's a Tariff?

Okay dolls so I was scrolling through my feed (duh) when I saw this article about Trump and Apple. Apparently he's saying that if Apple doesn't make iPhones in the US they'll have to pay a HUGE tariff. Like 25% or something? I'm not a math person but that sounds expensive! Is this going to affect my pocket money? Can I still afford my glam team?!

Tim Cook You In Danger Girl

So like Trump is saying he talked to Tim Cook (Apple's CEO) about this and Tim was all about building plants in India. Trump was like 'Okay but if you sell those phones here you gotta pay up!' Honestly this is like watching a Real Housewives reunion but with tariffs instead of table flipping. I feel bad for Tim imagine the PRESSURE!

My iPhone is About to Cost How Much?

I heard some Wall Street people are saying that if iPhones were made in the US they could cost like $3,500! That's more than some of my handbags! I mean I love my iPhone but even I have limits. My assistant is already on it trying to find me a discount. Priorities people!

Is This Like a Personal Attack?

It sounds like Trump is REALLY trying to make Apple manufacture their phones in America. He’s been on Cook’s back about this for weeks. Did someone forget to send him a birthday gift or something? I mean chill out! Can't we all just get along and take selfies?

Maybe I Should Just Move to India?

So Apple is shifting some of its manufacturing to India which seems smart. Maybe I should invest in a Bollywood themed makeup line? Kylie Cosmetics India anyone? Think of the possibilities! The pigments! The packaging! Okay I'm getting distracted.

Can We Manifest Cheaper iPhones?

Okay Dolls this is getting serious. We need to manifest a solution! Maybe we can all do a TikTok trend where we chant 'Cheaper iPhones cheaper iPhones!' It’s worth a shot right? Plus I heard Apple has some stuff going on in China too it is giving stressful! I can not deal with it.