Coinbase Stock Dip? Don't Worry, Besties, We're Still Rich!

Is That My Lip Kit Money?

Okay so I saw this article about Coinbase stock taking a little dip and honestly I almost choked on my matcha latte. Apparently some hackers tried to mess with things and now there's talk about fixing it. Like can't people just let me live? I'm trying to run a makeup empire and look good doing it!

Oppenheimer to the Rescue!

But then I saw that Oppenheimer – not the movie guy obvi but the finance peeps – said it's all good! They're like 'Kylie chill it's just a buying opportunity!' They still think the stock is gonna go up which is a relief because I don't want to have to sell any of my Birkins.

Cyber Criminals? Not on My Watch!

Apparently these cyber whoevers bribed some people to steal data. Honestly sounds like a plotline from my reality show! But Coinbase is saying they're gonna fix it and make sure everyone's money is safe. Good because I have a lot of faith in crypto... when it's working obvi. I hope they fire them like you're getting fired from my Company.

Impact on the Second Quarter...

So the article says this whole mess might cost them a lot like hundreds of millions. But they don't think it'll mess up their plans for the second quarter. Which means... more money for me! Just kidding... kinda. But seriously I'm hoping this all blows over soon.

Is This My Moment?

The article also says that other cryptocurrencies besides Bitcoin aren't doing so hot right now. Like is Bitcoin the only currency we need or what? Maybe I should launch my own crypto KylieCoin! What do you guys think?

Buying Opportunity Duh!

Basically Oppenheimer is saying 'Kylie stop panicking and buy more stock!' So I'm telling my team to look into it. Because like I'm a businesswoman and I know how to make money. This cyber attack is not going to change that. And remember 'Realizing stuff' is important especially when it comes to my bank account.