Alcaraz's French Open Comeback: Goals So Big, They Need Their Own Lip Kit!

Is That a Win Or Just a Really Good Filter?

Okay so like I'm watching this Carlos Alcaraz guy at the French Open right? And he's down two sets! I was like 'Is this real life?' But then BAM! He starts like totally slaying it. It was giving major 'last name Jenner first name Kylie' vibes. Seriously who needs lip fillers when you have that kind of determination?

5 Hours? That's Like Three Glam Sessions!

Five hours?! That's longer than it takes to get Stormi ready in the morning! Can you even imagine? Jannik Sinner thought he had it in the bag but Carlos was all 'I'm not finished!' It was like the ultimate plot twist. Sinner losing his first Grand Slam final? Tragic. But also congrats to Carlos! You looked amazing!

Match Point? More Like Match *Pause*!

Three match points saved? That's some serious 'I'm gonna get what I want' energy. It's like when I'm launching a new Kylie Cosmetics collection and the website crashes. Do I give up? Absolutely not! I just keep going until everyone gets their hands on that glitter gloss. This is my mood ??.

Drama Darling Drama!

Okay so Sinner does this crazy amazing retrieve – I was literally holding my breath. It was more dramatic than finding out Jordyn Woods kissed Tristan! Then Alcaraz pulls out a backhand that had the crowd screaming! Like I love a good comeback story. It's like my lip kit empire – started from the bottom now we're here!

Tiebreaker? More Like Tie *Slayer*!

That tiebreaker was everything! Alcaraz went full beast mode. I'm getting inspo for my next makeup line – 'French Open Fierce' – coming soon! Seriously though the crowd was going WILD. It was like the launch party for Kylie Skin all over again but with like way more sweat.

Falling Backwards into Victory (and My DMs)

And then he wins! Falls on his back! Cue the confetti and champagne! Honestly this match was more exciting than any episode of 'The Kardashians'. Carlos if you're reading this slide into my DMs. We need to talk about your comeback strategy for my next business venture. #FrenchOpen #KylieCosmetics #Goals