Ferrari's Electric Dreams Sputter: No Roar, No Glory!

Another electric myth?

Hmph. Ferrari those… Italians delay their second 'electric chariot' until 2028. They say it's because of a lack of demand. Demand! As if the gods themselves demanded silence from the battlefield. Perhaps these 'wealthy buyers' finally realize that silent speed is no speed at all. Without the roar what is the glory? Is there even a story?

Heavy metal light power.

These metal shells powered by lightning are far too heavy with their so called 'batteries.' Even I Kratos have felt the burden of excessive weight. It's the same mistake Zeus made when he burdened me with the sins of Olympus. They cannot hope to match the power of a true engine. They try to replace strength with… silence. Foolish!

The ghost of low sales.

They whisper of 'low market interest.' Soft demand. The echoes of defeat are all too familiar. Like the whispers of my past they haunt these would be electric empires. Lamborghini Porsche Maserati… all faltering. Are they not gods of the road? Do they tremble before mere mortals' wallets?

A symbolic milestone?

Ferrari's first EV a 'low volume symbolic milestone.' Pah! A gesture! A tribute to the new gods of green energy. It will cost more than a small village designed by some former Apple acolyte. They aim to sell only a handful – like offering ambrosia to a field mouse. Is this what it means to be a god of the road now? A mere symbol? "Boy! Do you see this as progress?"

The Real Game Changer is further away...

The Italians believe their second EV will be the 'real game changer.' They see my Blades of Chaos as toys. They deceive themselves. There will be time to develop more in house tech. But will this be enough? No. Demand is currently zero. Let this be a lesson to all who chase fleeting trends: Power is not given it is earned. Through blood sweat and the glorious roar of an engine!

Prepare for excuses!

Ferrari will present its new 'long term business plan.' Prepare for excuses. Prepare for talk of 'sustainability' and 'innovation.' But beneath the surface the truth remains: they miscalculated. They underestimated the power of tradition the allure of raw unbridled fury. They failed to grasp the fundamental truth that the road demands a sacrifice – the sacrifice of silence!