Boy, Stop! Baird Downgrades Tesla: Is Elon's Robotaxi Dream a Fantasyland?

The Allfather of Over Optimism

Hmph. Baird a soothsayer of Wall Street has deemed Tesla… *not worthy.* They claim Elon the man child with more toys than Olympus had temples is delusional about these 'robotaxis'. He babbles of driverless chariots in Austin by month's end? Boy such boasts are as empty as Zeus's promises! They downgrade Tesla from 'buy' to 'neutral'. Maintain a $320 price target? An 8% upside? Such meager gains would barely quench the thirst of my Blades of Chaos!

Robotaxi Ragnarok: Competition Rises

These robotaxis. More like robotrouble. This 'analyst' Ben Kallo speaks of rising competition. Ha! Let them come! I have faced down gods and monsters and countless Draugr. What are a few metal boxes on wheels? But I admit even a Spartan must consider the battlefield. This 'excitement' is priced in? I sense fool's gold a gilded cage built on hope... and hubris.

Trump's Wrath: Politics and Pandemonium

Now this is rich. The orange faced blowhard Trump and the man child Musk are at war? This is… amusing. Something about Musk leaving his government post then badmouthing Trump on... what is it... 'X'? This causes 'uncertainty'. As if the world wasn't already a chaotic realm! Like my time with the Aesir! The analyst claims this 'key person risk' adds uncertainty. Uncertainty? I *am* uncertainty! Boy!

Files of Epstein?!?

Musk even has the gall to accuse Trump of being in Justice Department files regarding an investigation of Jeffrey Epstein! The orange man responded by threatening to cancel Musk's government contracts! Politics? I am a warrior. I deal in blood and steel not whispers and backstabbing. But even I recognize a brewing storm when I see one. This 'situation' adds uncertainty to TSLA's outlook? As if anyone needed more uncertainty in this blasted realm.

Stepping Aside... For Now

So Baird steps to the 'sidelines'. Cowards. They see Tesla as a 'core holding long term' yet flee at the first sign of trouble. Such is the way of mortals. They are but leaves in the wind tossed about by the slightest breeze. The stock falls 2%? A mere scratch. Though even a god can bleed if cut deep enough. Perhaps like my journey Tesla is destined for more than this path!

Boy Check Your Holdings!

Down 27% year to date they say? Hmph. A stumble not a fall. But remember my lessons boy. Always be prepared for the long winter. This Tesla... this dream... it may yet rise again. But for now caution is advised. Lest you find yourselves facing a foe more formidable than even the Valkyries. Focus control and temperance! Or your portfolio will be as barren as my heart once was!