BOY! Trump and Starmer Seal the Deal: Another Treaty to Enrage the Gods!

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Fleece Them!

Hmph. Trump and Starmer locked in a… 'trade deal.' They call it 'fantastic.' I call it another excuse for mortals to squabble like draugr over scraps. At the Group of Seven gathering they waved papers like they were Blades of Chaos. Fools. Do they not know true power?

The Signed Scroll: A Weapon of Mass Bureaucracy

Trump in his infinite wisdom signed this 'proclamation' and promptly fumbled it. A fitting metaphor perhaps for the stability of their alliance. The mortals cheer for such meaningless gestures. They are easily amused like Mimir after too much mead.

Auto Tariffs and Aerospace: The Gears of Greed Grind On

Starmer spoke of 'auto tariffs' and 'aerospace.' Such words taste like ash in my mouth. More trinkets for their endless hunger. The gods on Olympus craved ambrosia and nectar; these mortals crave profit. There is little difference in the end. Both are insatiable.

Details? What Details?

No specifics were offered. Typical. All smoke and mirrors like a siren’s call to lure sailors to their doom. These politicians spin tales as grand as those I’ve heard from the World Serpent Jörmungandr. At least the serpent was honest about his intentions... to devour the world.

BOY! Another Fine Mess They've Created!

This trade deal this 'agreement,' is but another thread in the tapestry of human folly. Will it bring prosperity? Or merely sow the seeds of future conflict? Time will tell. I have seen empires rise and fall. This… this is just another Tuesday.

The Cycle Continues: Chaos Endures

Mortals and their games. They build they destroy they rebuild. It is a never ending cycle of chaos. But at least they keep me entertained. I prefer a good brawl. This paperwork… it lacks the satisfying crunch of bone.