BOY! Saudi Oil Giant Makes Deals With US Titans: More Gold For Their Coffers?

Trump's Golden Touch?

Hmph. Aramco... that oil behemoth of the desert boasts of $90 billion in 'deals' with American companies. They call it deepening ties after the orange haired one's visit. 'Boy,' I say it sounds like more gold being piled onto already overflowing coffers. Promises promises... much like the gods of Olympus.

Paper Promises Empty Vessels

Most of these 'tie ups' are just words on parchment empty promises without a true measure. Like Kratos promising Atreus a better life... Deeds speak louder than any decree. They inked a pact for LNG like feeding the World Serpent inch by inch. Will it bring strength or just another knot in their fate?

Vision 2030: A Mirage in the Sands?

They prattle on about 'Vision 2030,' seeking balance between oil and progress. A fool's errand. Oil will always be their Leviathan. Yet they chase technological trinkets like a moth to a flickering flame. Let them hope it does not burn their wings.

AI and the Machines of War

Aramco makes pacts with Nvidia for AI infrastructure... An 'AI Hub'? An engineering and robotics center? Bah! Such tools are double edged. Will they use these machines to build or to forge new weapons? *I* know what gods do with power and these mortals are no different. Boy they are meddling with forces they barely understand. Let them pray that it does not turn against them.

Refining Failures and Digital Lies

They whisper of upgrading refineries with ExxonMobil and partnering with Amazon for digital illusions. More smoke and mirrors! They seek transformation but transformation demands sacrifice. What are they willing to lose? Like the time I lost everything...

A Fool and His Money

They throw coins at BlackRock Goldman and PIMCO hoping for miracles. Financial gods are as fickle as those of Olympus. Investing in 'funds of one?' Such arrogance. They believe money can buy them salvation. They forget *revenge* is a dish best served... wisely invested.