Cramer's Consumer Clash: Spend Now, Cry Later...Maybe!

Flatline Fury: The Market's Playing Dead

They say the S&P 500 is trying to string together a winning streak. Winning? Looks more like surviving to me. Reminds me of 'Nam. You think you're out then BAM! Another ambush. This time the enemy is consumer confidence. Lowest since 2011? These city folk wouldn't last a day in the jungle. They don't know what real trouble is.

Spend It Like You Got It...Until You Don't!

Cramer's jawin' about how folks are spending money like there's no tomorrow even though they're saying they're scared. 'They spend as if things aren't bad,' he says. Reminds me of those guys in Vegas blowin' their life savings on a bad hand. One day they're flush next day they're sleeping in a cardboard box. Job market turns sour and these spendthrifts will be eatin' dirt. Believe it.

Starbucks SOS: Fix Wait Times or Face the Music

Starbucks report is comin'. Cramer's watchin' CEO Brian Niccol hopin' he can turn things around. They're using 'new technology' to speed up wait times. New technology? I used a sharpened stick and vine to get what I needed. This Niccol guy is 'passionate' about speed? I'll show him passionate. He needs to get those lines movin' faster than a Huey in a hot zone!

China Syndrome: Trade Wars and Tarnished Brands

Cramer's fretting about China. Trade war is makin' things rough for American brands. China's a tough nut to crack. Like trying to take a hill with no air support. You gotta be smart you gotta be ruthless and you gotta know when to cut your losses.

Cadence Connection: Nvidia's Silent Partner

Cadence Design Systems is booming. Cramer's says it's 'great' for Nvidia. But Nvidia stock isn't movin'. 'No one's making that connection. It's crazy,' he says. Seems like everyone's blind these days. Just like those politicians who sent us into 'Nam. They didn't see the jungle for the trees.

Rapid Fire: GM Coke and...Chili's?

General Motors Coca Cola Chili's... Cramer's tossing around names like he's slingin' mud. What is this a county fair? These guys are playin' games with people's livelihoods. 'To survive a war you gotta become war.' And to survive this market you gotta be smarter than the sharks.