White Lotus Friendship Finale! Are You Ready for Explosions of DRAMA?!

Popcorn's Ready! Time for Some FRIENDLY Fire!

Hey maniacs! Jinx here ready to blow your minds with some seriously explosive news or at least news that’s almost as exciting as blowing up a bridge! So 'The White Lotus' finale is about to drop and everyone's wondering who's gonna bite the big one. But me? I'm way more interested in the drama between these three childhood besties – Michelle Leslie and Carrie. Talk about a powder keg of boredom! But hey even I gotta admit friendships can be a real trip am I right? Just like my buddy Silco always said 'In this world you're either a somebody or a nobody'. Guess these ladies are about to find out which one they are.

Old Friends New Problems... BOOM!

Apparently keeping those childhood friendships alive is harder than dodging Vi's fists! Experts are saying it's like trying to squeeze into old jeans that just don't fit anymore. Seriously? That's their expert opinion? I could've told you that after like five seconds of watching people try to be 'normal'. It's all about clinging to who you USED to be says some therapist named Eman. Well DUH! It's like Powder trying to hang out with me after I got all… Jinx y! Didn't work out so great did it?

Memory Lane? More Like Memory LAME!

So you end up just gossiping about old stuff hoping to recapture the 'magic.' Gag me with a shock grenade! If you ask me that's just a recipe for awkward dinners and forced smiles. And then they don't even invite you to the party! What a bunch of losers! Almusawi says those convos end up feeling awkward and forced. You know what else feels awkward and forced? Pretending I care about rules!

Friendship: The Ultimate Status Symbol?!

Okay this is where it gets REALLY weird. Christie Tate some writer type thinks having long term friendships is like proof that you're good at… relationships? As if! I'd rather juggle live grenades than worry about what people think about my 'relationship aptitude.' Seriously who even cares if you can keep friends for a long time? It’s way more fun to blow things up am I right?

Losing Friends? Don't Lose YOURSELF!

Tate says losing friends messes with your self image. Like you wanna be seen as someone with 'roots' and 'long term relationships.' Ugh BARF! I say ditch the dead weight and embrace the chaos! Who needs roots when you've got rockets? As I always say 'Rules are meant to be broken!' So break those friendships break those expectations and break some stuff while you're at it!

Career Change? Now THAT'S An Explosion I Can Get Behind!

Alright alright enough with the touchy feely friend stuff. If you're bored with your life and want to make some real noise CNBC's got a course on changing careers. Now THAT sounds like fun! Think of all the new things you could blow up… I mean explore! Plus they've got a newsletter. Sign me up! I want to be a career woman. A career woman who uses her work money to buy explosives!