Waymo and Toyota Team Up? More Like Team BOOM! Get Ready for Robotaxi Mayhem!

Toyota and Waymo Frenemies?

Okay people listen up! Waymo those snooty robots on wheels and Toyota the guys who make cars that don't usually explode (unless I get my hands on them) are teaming up! They're saying it's about 'enhancing next generation personally owned vehicles.' I'm pretty sure 'enhancing' is code for 'giving me more targets!' I mean seriously a robotaxi you *own*? What could possibly go wrong? 'Rules are made to be broken!' And I'm just the girl to do it.

More Robotaxis? MORE TARGETS!

So apparently Waymo's co CEO whoever *that* is thinks this could mean Toyota's cars join their ride hailing fleet. Ride hailing! As if I need *another* reason to blow something up. More robotaxis equal more robotic boredom! 'Here comes the Jinx!' and I'm bringing the boom!

Waymo's Got a Type: Partnering Like Crazy

Waymo's been making friends left and right – Jaguar Mercedes some other dudes. Basically everyone's building them robotaxi toys but I bet they won't be able to handle a REAL party! I've got Fishbones ready to give them a taste of something special or Pow Pow could fire a few bullets in the mix. 'Surprise!'

Pay to Ride? What a Joke!

Two hundred fifty *thousand* paid rides a week?! Are you kidding me? People are actually PAYING for this snooze fest? Clearly they haven't experienced the thrill of a REAL ride. I can give you a free ride in style! Just hop on my rocket and hope you don't have a fear of heights. *giggles*

GM's Bailing: Maybe They Finally Got Smart

Even GM saw the light and gave up on their robotaxi thing to focus on personal cars. Smart move GM. Less competition for me! More chances to cause chaos. 'Jinx? Accidents will happen!'

Elon and His Expensive Dreams

Oh and Tesla? Don't even get me started on that guy. Elon's whining about Waymo being too expensive. Like HE knows anything about saving money with those boring EVs. He thinks he'll be selling 'fully autonomous rides' soon and make money for his company. Yeah right! He said his cars are safe but that's not true. And I'm sure the first unsupervised ride will be hilarious... for me. 'Ask me if I care!'