Trump's Twitter Tantrum: A Jinx-Approved Guide to Presidential Meltdowns!

Breaking News: Old Man Yells at Clouds (and Celebrities)!

Alright you bunch of Powder Monkeys! Jinx here reporting LIVE from the land of chaos and explosions! Seems like someone's having a REALLY bad hair day – I'm talking about that dude with the… you know… the hair! Yeah HIM! Apparently he's been busy blasting everyone on his Truth thingy. Honestly who even uses that? It’s like a less explode y version of my Fishbones rocket launcher. He’s been ranting about Bruce Springsteen Taylor Swift and even those grumpy old judges at the Supreme Court. Talk about a party pooper! He probably hates glitter bombs too!

Springsteen Gets Sprung… By Trump's Wrath!

So the dude is fuming because Bruce Springsteen had the audacity to like have an opinion! Can you believe it? The Boss called him “treasonous” or something. I dunno I wasn't listening – I was busy painting Fishbones with a new shade of 'BOOM!' anyway Trump went all out calling him overrated and saying he never liked his music. I bet he secretly dances to Born to Run in his bathroom though. Everyone loves a good anthem even grumpy old guys probably more than I love to blow stuff up and that’s saying something!

Taylor Swift: Too Hot to Handle? (According to Trump LOL!)

Oh and get this! He even went after Taylor Swift claiming she's “no longer 'HOT'” because he hates her! As if he gets to decide who’s hot and who's not! I will decide who is and isn’t HOT! That’s like saying Fishbones isn’t explode y enough. Everyone knows Taylor Swift is like a bazillionaire! I bet she’s laughing all the way to the bank! Plus who cares what some grumpy dude thinks anyway? I bet she could beat him in an arm wrestling match! (Okay maybe not but the image is hilarious!)

Supreme Scream: Judges on Trump's Hit List!

But wait there's more! He's also mad at the Supreme Court because they might not agree with his super duper important birthright citizenship order. Apparently some of the judges asked him some… pointy questions? So naturally he's accusing them of being played by “RADICAL LEFT LOSERS!” Oh the drama! It’s like watching a really boring version of a Piltover soap opera only with more old people and less explosions. I’m starting to think I need a new hobby!

Tax Cuts and Tantrums: A Match Made in… Well Not Heaven!

And the grand finale? He's demanding that Republicans in Congress pass his big beautiful tax cut bill! He says it'll cut taxes for everyone AND kick illegal aliens off Medicaid! Double win! But apparently some Republicans aren't playing along. He’s calling them “GRANDSTANDERS” and telling them to “STOP TALKING AND GET IT DONE!” Talk about a control freak! Sometimes when I want to fire a rocket I spin round and round first... maybe he should try that before making statements!

Jinx's Final Verdict: MORE CHAOS!

So there you have it folks! Another day another Trump tantrum! Honestly it's like watching a toddler throw a fit because they didn't get the right color lollipop. But hey at least it’s entertaining! Maybe I should start charging admission to watch this circus. It'll be way more fun than whatever those brainiacs in Piltover are up to! Jinx out! Remember rules are meant to be broken… like buildings! *laughs maniacally*