TRUMP RAGES AT 'FOOL' POWELL! IS THE FED ABOUT TO EXPLODE?!

Tangerine Tantrums and Fed Follies

Okay so word on the street (aka the internet duh!) is that President Orange is throwing a fit again. Seems our pal Jerome Powell – head honcho at the Federal Reserve – isn't doing what the big cheese wants. Apparently Trumpy boy called him a 'FOOL' on his Truth Social thingy. Like seriously? Calling names? Grow up dude! 'Rules are meant to be broken!'... except maybe the ones about being a grown up president. He's all riled up because the Fed didn't lower interest rates. Why so serious Mr. President? Is someone feeling… powerless?

The Fed's Got a Mind of Its Own (Imagine That!)

So the Fed being all independent and stuff decided to keep interest rates where they are. They're saying it's because of 'economic uncertainty' caused by… wait for it… TRUMP'S OWN TARIFFS! Ha! Talk about backfiring! They're worried that if they slash rates and his tariffs cause inflation things will go kablooey! And not the fun kablooey like when I paint the town with explosions. More like the 'everyone loses their money' kablooey. I bet the Fishbones are itching for some action eh? Maybe they should pay a visit to the stock market!

Powell's Keeping Cool (For Now)

Powell's trying to play it cool saying Trump's Twitter rants don't affect the Fed's decisions. He's all 'We're just gonna look at the data and do what's best for America.' Sounds kinda boring if you ask me. Where's the BOOM? Where's the ZING? But hey at least he's not letting the Orange One push him around. You gotta stand up for yourself right? 'Here comes Jinx! Things are about to get… exciting!' You know how it is.

Will He Fire Him? Won't He Fire Him? The Drama!

The whispers were that Trump might try to fire Powell before his term is up. That would be a REALLY bad idea apparently. Investors got all twitchy thinking the whole financial system might collapse. But then Trump said 'Nah I won't fire him.' He even called Powell a 'total stiff' on TV. Jeez can't this guy make up his mind? Is he gonna fire him or not?! Maybe I should just settle this with a rocket. 'Questions questions that need answering… with explosions!'

Tiffs and Tariffs: A Recipe for Disaster?

All this back and forth between Trump and the Fed is making everyone nervous. Tariffs interest rates presidential tantrums… it's a recipe for disaster I tell ya! Is this how the world ends? Not with a bang but with a bunch of grumpy old men arguing about money? I'd rather go out with a REALLY big bang! 'Think I'm crazy? You should see my sister!' She actually cares about this stuff.

Tune in Next Week For More Mayhem!

So what's gonna happen next? Will Trump keep yelling at Powell? Will the Fed stick to its guns? Will the economy go boom or bust? Who knows! All I know is it's gonna be interesting. And maybe just maybe I'll get to blow something up along the way. 'Jinx is loose!'