Relationship Bank Account? Sounds Like a Target Practice to Me!

Couples Fighting? Sounds Like My Kind of Party!

Okay so some therapist dude named Phil – seriously Phil? – is blabbing about how couples fight. Newsflash buddy: fighting is FUN! It's like setting off a Super Mega Death Rocket but with feelings! Apparently these 'normal' couples keep arguing about the same old boring stuff. Where's the creativity? Where's the BOOM?! He says they need a 'relationship bank account.' Pfft sounds like a snoozefest. But fine I'll play along… for now. 'Rules are meant to be broken!' Especially boring ones right Fishbones?

'Deposits'? More Like Explosive Surprises!

This Phil guy wants you to make 'deposits' by doing things that make your partner happy. Like what? Bringing them flowers? SO LAME! Where's the danger? The excitement? I guess if you're into that mushy stuff you could try it. But I say surprise them with a glitter bomb! Or maybe a friendly game of hide and seek with a few modified Zap Traps? Just kidding… mostly. He says a positive balance means you can handle problems. I say a positive balance is boring! Need a little chaos am I right?

Checking In? Sounds Like Surveillance!

Apparently you're supposed to check in with your partner and ask them how their day was. Seriously? Who has time for that? I'm busy plotting my next explosion! But okay fine. Maybe ask them if they need help rigging up a new gadget or if they've seen any good targets lately. You know keep it interesting! 'Come on shake things up!' Remember to keep things exciting!

Random Acts of... Kindness? Barf!

Phil suggests random hugs and compliments. Ugh gag me with a spoon! That's softer than Powder's drawings! How about a random act of... creativity? Like paint their car bright purple while they're sleeping! Or maybe rearrange their furniture to look like a giant robot! That'll show them you're thinking about them! Just maybe have a quick escape route planned.

Planning? More Like Scheming!

Okay this one's actually kind of fun. He wants you to make plans. But I say make PLANS! Like elaborate over the top slightly illegal plans! A weekend getaway to rob a museum? A surprise party that ends in a food fight? Now we're talking! 'Here comes Jinx!' And don't forget the chaos!

Intimacy? More Like In TIMMM ACY! (That's My Grenade!)

Intimacy huh? Phil says it's not just about... *whispers*...you know. It's about feeling connected. Okay fine. Maybe sharing your deepest darkest secrets while dangling from a skyscraper is a little much. But hey it builds trust right? And trust is important... for planning the next big heist! 'Questions comments concerns?' Good! Now let's blow this popsicle stand!