House Republicans Blow Up Trump's Megabill! (More Boom For Jinx!)

House in Disarray?! Music to My Ears!

Heh so the House Republicans are having a 'negotiation stalemate' over President Trump's 'megabill'? Sounds like a party to me! More than a dozen members are digging in their heels. Digging? More like detonating! Oh how I wish I could be there to add a little…spark. Remember rules are meant to be broken! Like buildings! Hahaha!

Speaker Johnson's Got a Problem? Ha!

Poor Speaker Mike Johnson is running around like a headless chicken trying to get enough votes. He's 'hopeful' he can 'get this done'? Bless his heart. Sounds like someone needs a rocket launcher...or maybe just a good old fashioned 'Surprise!' from Fishbones. 'Questions answered'? Pfft questions are for nerds! Explosions are forever!

Hardliners vs. Moderates? More Like Target Practice!

We've got Rep. Ralph Norman squawking about 'problems with all this bill' and Rep. Thomas Massie counting '10 NO's'. Sounds like a real disagreement. Maybe they need a Powder special grenade to lighten up the mood! Although with that many 'NO's I am almost thinking they need my help. Just imagine how many 'NO's there would be. AHAHAHAHA!

Trump's Intervention? Snooze Fest!

Oh and Trump's sending in the cavalry – Russ Vought from the White House Office of Management and Budget. Bo ring! They are going to the white house and having talks. I think the house is going to need a different colour after I have been there. Talking is for chumps especially when you can blow things up! 'Here comes Jinx!' and 'Jinx was here!' are so much better!

Medicaid Mayhem! Who Cares?!

Apparently some 'moderate' Republicans are whining about Medicaid cuts. Boo hoo! Someone get them a tissue...or better yet a bigger explosion to cry about! This Rep. David Valadao sounds like a real buzzkill. Needs more glitter...and gunpowder of course.

Deadline Doom! Kaboom!

The Senate barely squeaked by thanks to Vice President JD Vance. Now the House has to redo it all. And if they change anything it goes BACK to the Senate? Hahaha! Sounds like a never ending boom cycle. Their 'self imposed July 4 deadline' is about to go up in smoke! Just like everything else I touch that is if they are not careful!