
Government Gone Wild!
Okay Piltover's finest (and by finest I mean ME!) is on the scene to report some seriously explosive news! Turns out the government's been busier than a heimerdinger convention! They added 73,000 jobs in June! That's like a whole lotta boom booms... I mean people! They're practically throwing jobs around like confetti at a Ziggs party! Someone get me a chomper this is going to be wild! "Rules are meant to be broken!" and apparently so are unemployment records!
State vs. Local: A Job Creating Cage Match!
State and local governments are battling it out for job supremacy! State came in swinging with 47,000 new gigs while local governments put up a good fight with 33,000. Looks like education is where all the action's at. Who knew books could be so... explosive? I'm more of a "shoot first ask questions later" kinda gal myself. Pow pow is always useful though!
Trump's Job Cutting Spree!
Meanwhile up in the federal government things are a little less exciting. They actually *lost* 7,000 jobs! Probably got bored and blew them up knowing those guys. Trump seems to be on a mission to shrink the government one pink slip at a time! But hey "Here comes Jinx! Things are about to get fun!" and by fun I mean chaotic!
Can the Boom Last?
Bankrate's Hamrick thinks it's gonna be tough for the states and cities to keep this hiring spree going. All good things must come to an end right? But hey who cares about tomorrow when you can have a party today? "Questions questions... they just never stop!" Let's enjoy the ride while it lasts!
Healthcare and Hospitality Step Up
Looks like health care and social assistance are also hiring adding a whole lotta jobs too! People getting sick and needing help who knew? Leisure and hospitality are booming as well. Probably all those fancy people who like to go relax and eat and make more jobs for others. Construction too! Building stuff is useful I guess. "Surprise! I'm back!" maybe I'll get a job building bigger better boom booms!
Job Cuts? Boo!
But not everything is sunshine and rainbows. Some industries like professional services and manufacturing are actually losing jobs. Bummer! Looks like someone needs to get their act together. Maybe I should pay them a visit... with Fishbones! "Jinx is free!" and ready to cause some economic mayhem!
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