From Zero to Superhero: Even Marvel Stars Need a Little Boom-Boom to Get By!

Bucky Barnes: From Broke to Badass

Okay so word on the street is even Mr. 'Winter Soldier' himself Sebastian Stan used to be so broke he could barely afford bullets! Can you believe it? Before he was punching faces and saving Captain America's star spangled butt he was scraping by. He even got an award! Who knew he was such a good actor? I can blow up a building and they call me a menace!

Hot Tub Time Machine Saved the Day?

Apparently a raunchy comedy called 'Hot Tub Time Machine' was his lucky charm. Who knew a little time traveling jacuzzi could bring in the big bucks? He got residuals worth $65,000 from the movie! Sometimes the best boom boom comes in the weirdest packages am I right? It is a shame that movie is not about blowing stuff up because then I would be interested.

Thanos Snapped... His Fingers... For Cash?

Get this even Thanos – the purple grape himself Josh Brolin – had money troubles! He said he was always the one paid the least in the movies he was in. How messed up is that? You'd think wiping out half the universe would come with a decent paycheck. 'Course I could do it better. More explosions less…dust. Then again it might be my fault that he was paid less it's hard to compete with me.

American Gangster: From Panic to Payday

Apparently 'American Gangster' was his saving grace. He thought he was getting sixty grand but then BAM! It was six hundred thousand! He started bawling! Can you imagine? I'd probably just buy more rockets. Or maybe a giant robot. Definitely both.

Lessons Learned: Even Superstars Need a Little Luck (and Residuals)

So what's the takeaway here people? Even the big shot actors who pretend to be superheroes need a little help sometimes. Money doesn't grow on trees even if you can fly or shoot lasers. And hey maybe I should start asking for residuals every time I blow up a building. 'Cause you know artistry!

New Career that Pays Better? Sounds Boring

Blah blah blah new career higher paying more flexible... Sounds boring! Who needs a job when you can cause CHAOS? They also mentioned something about a newsletter? Hard pass. I like my information fast loud and preferably written in explosions. Although I gotta admit making money while being happy at work sounds pretty fun. Can I blow stuff up and be happy at work? That's all I want.