Estee LAUDER?! More Like Estee... LATER! (Maybe)

From Zero to (Maybe) Hero?

Okay okay so some dude at Deutsche Bank – sounds German probably REALLY serious – thinks Estee Lauder is gonna like NOT suck anymore. Apparently this 'analyst' guy Steve Powers (Powers? Sounds promising!) upgraded their shares to 'buy.' Buy what? Lipstick? I prefer rockets! Anyway he's all sunshine and rainbows about how they're gonna bounce back. I'm watching you Estee... don't get boring.

China Shop Blues (Without the Shop)

Apparently Estee Lauder messed up by putting all their eggs in one giant China shaped basket. Whoops! Now they gotta clean up the mess. This Powers guy says they're handling it... but I bet it involved some serious concealer. I could’ve told them not to do that I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! Except for that one time… and that other time…

Upside Down... Like My Sanity!

This Powers dude is saying the stock could jump like 26%! That's almost as high as I can count before I get bored. He's even got the highest price target on Wall Street! Which is… a street. With walls probably. But get this other analysts think it could still go DOWN! Ha! So much for being a genius Powers! 'Rules are meant to be broken!'... Except maybe banking rules. Those guys get REALLY grumpy.

Blame Game Backtrack!

Oh snap! This report says that Estee Lauder lost a bunch of value like REALLY lost value in the past. He basically said that Estee Lauder did a lot of things wrong and made a lot of mistakes. But now says its getting better! This sounds like my sister Vi trying to give me a lecture. 'Think about your actions Jinx!'. Nah too boring! I am who I am!

Inventories Balanced?! Zzzzz...

He also rambles on about balanced inventories and investment requirements. Snooze fest! Wake me up when something explodes! Honestly who cares about inventories when you can have CHAOS? 'Here comes the BOOM!' Gotta make a mental note on that one!

Flat is the New Up (Maybe...?)

So the stock is barely above flat this year. Flat! Like my patience for boring analysts! But hey at least it might break a losing streak. Maybe this Estee Lauder thing is gonna be a wild ride after all! *grabs popcorn and a rocket launcher* ...This should be fun! 'Questions? I don't understand questions!'