BOOM! Stocks Up, GTA Delayed, and Reddit's Scraping Gold Mine - Jinx's Take!

Jobs Jobs Glorious Jobs!

Pew pew! Looks like someone's been busy... not me obviously! The job market's BOOMING! They say job growth is stronger than expected. Apparently people are actually working? Weird. Unemployment's chilling at 4.2%. Stocks are partying like they just robbed a bank and honestly who can blame them? S&P 500 on a winning streak? Sounds like someone's about to get Jinxed! 'Rules are made to be broken!'... and maybe profited from HA!

Apple's Core Problem: Tariffs!

Oh Apple you fancy fruit! Good numbers they say but those pesky tariffs are like glitter bombs creating a mess. Services miss? Overhang of some game case? Sounds like a headache! Jeffries and Rosenblatt are giving them the side eye and Bank of America trimmed their price target by 5 bucks! Ouch. Stock's down 3%. Maybe they need some ZAP! to get them going. 'Here comes Jinx!'

Amazon's Cloud Nine (Not the Kind I'm Used To)

Amazon's being sensational! Like a proper explosion I would say. Apparently their cloud unit AWS was just having a bit of a power nap and needs some NVidia to wake it up. 'Think fast chucklenuts!' Retail's strong. China didn't hurt it they say. Advertising's coming on... Sounds like they're about to paint the town red... or orange their color anyway.

Chevron's Cash Flow Calamity!

Chevron posted an earnings beat for the first quarter but cash flow looks light! Like they forgot to fill up the tank! Income declined. Shares dropped 2%. What's next? 'Surprise! I'm useful!'

DuPont's Electrifying!

DuPont's quarter was better than expected? Okay okay someone's actually doing things right I guess. 'I'm crazy! Got a doctor's note!' Their electric business is doing well like Entegris whatever that is. 'Ta da!'

Reddit's Data Goldmine and GTA Delayed?

Reddit's the star of the show! Beat and raise? Leverage is immense! They're scraping data for the bots and getting paid for it! Now that is profitable chaos! Google pays them $60 million! Reddit made about $200 million licensing its data! Stock jumped 6%! Duolingo's doing well too. But TAKE TWO is delaying Grand Theft Auto VI so it's a mixed bag. But who needs GTA 6 when you can just cause your own chaos!?