Speaker Johnson Thinks War Powers Act is Rubbish - As if We Need More Chaos!

Johnson's Bold Claim: 'Unconstitutional!'

Right so apparently House Speaker Mike Johnson – sounds like a bloke who’d be good at Charms doesn’t he? – reckons the War Powers Act is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. He’s spouting off about how it's unconstitutional especially after President Trump who seems to be channeling a bit of Voldemort these days with his 'my way or the highway' attitude ordered strikes on Iranian nuclear targets. Johnson’s convinced Trump was well within his rights. Honestly you’d think they'd all taken a swig of Felix Felicis the way they throw around their opinions.

The Constitution: More Confusing Than a Marauder's Map

Apparently this whole shebang boils down to Article II of the U.S. Constitution which Johnson and a gaggle of 'constitutional scholars' (probably Slytherins if you ask me) think gives the President free rein. Meanwhile Congress which is supposed to be the one declaring war – remember history lessons? – hasn’t done so since World War II. It's like they've all been hit with a Confundus Charm. And some experts are saying neither Congress nor the courts are likely to rein in Trump. Brilliant! Just brilliant. This is as bonkers as Dumbledore wearing a flowered bonnet!

Enter Massie and Khanna: The Unlikely Duo

Now here's where it gets interesting. Representatives Thomas Massie (Republican) and Ro Khanna (Democrat) – talk about an odd couple! – teamed up to introduce a War Powers resolution aimed at stopping 'unauthorized hostilities' in Iran. A bunch of other Democrats hopped on board and Senator Tim Kaine is doing the same in the Senate. It's 'privileged,' so it might get a vote quickly despite Johnson's eye rolling. Honestly sometimes I think politics is just a giant game of Quidditch with everyone trying to score points and knock each other off their brooms. It would be nice if the snitch was found here.

Trump vs. Massie: A Right Royal Rumble

Of course nothing's ever straightforward is it? Trump's been having a right go at Massie for opposing some tax and spending bill. I mean calling someone a 'Third Rate Congressman' and a 'LOSER' on Truth Social? Sounds like something Draco Malfoy would tweet if he had a phone instead of a ferret. Johnson even asked Massie if his resolution was a 'moot point' after Trump’s ceasefire announcement. The reply? 'Yeah it probably is.' So maybe it’s all fizzling out. Which let's be honest is probably a relief for everyone except the Daily Prophet headline writers.

Johnson's Verdict: 'Terrible Look'

Johnson’s hoping they won’t have to act on the resolution because it would be a 'terrible look.' As if anything could look worse than a flock of Dementors descending on Parliament! He thinks it’s 'inappropriate' and not a 'proper use of the law anyway.' So there you have it. The whole thing's a right mess and I wouldn't be surprised if a few politicians start sprouting wings any minute now. This sounds like a job for the Ministry of Magic. Oh wait...

Another Day Another Disaster: Keeping an Eye on Things

Well that was another eye opening report. Remember constant vigilance! It seems like the world is just as chaotic and unpredictable as a Hogwarts classroom on a Monday morning. I’ll keep my wand at the ready just in case. After all 'Mischief Managed,' right? (Though I have a feeling the mischief is only just beginning.)