Reality Bites! Trump Waves Wand, 'Chrisley Knows Best' Stars May Vanish From Azkaban...Almost!

He Who Must Not Be Prosecuted...Yet!

Right so picture this: I’m sitting here trying to enjoy a peaceful cuppa after dealing with another rogue Niffler incident (they’re ALWAYS after shiny objects much like some politicians I know) when I hear the news. Apparently old You Know Who... I mean Trump... is thinking about using a rather large legal 'Expelliarmus' on those Chrisley folk. You know the ones from 'Chrisley Knows Best'? Seems they've been doing a stint in what Muggles call 'prison' for a bit of light fraud and tax evasion. Honestly you'd think they'd have learned from Gringotts – messing with money is NEVER a good idea!

From Reality TV to...Reality Bites!

Apparently they defrauded some banks and the IRS. Now I'm no Hermione Granger when it comes to Muggle finances but even I know that dodging taxes is a bad idea. It's like trying to outsmart a Sphinx – you might think you're clever but eventually you'll end up answering riddles (or in this case facing a judge). And the amount they supposedly swindled? Thirty six MILLION Galleons... I mean dollars! Merlin's beard that's enough to buy a lifetime supply of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans – and probably a decent broomstick or two!

The Daughter Who Lived...To Lobby!

Their daughter Savannah bless her heart has been going full Hermione Granger on this trying to get her parents out. She’s been “going through the proper channels,” which I assume involves less potion making and more… well I don't know whatever Muggles do to sweet talk politicians. She even had lunch at the White House. A lunch! I bet she wishes she had Hermione's Time Turner!

Trump's 'Accio' Pardon!

Trump apparently said something about hoping to get it done “by tomorrow.” Which knowing him probably means he’ll tweet about it at 3 AM after watching a marathon of his favorite reality TV shows. He even said he doesn't know them but to give them his regards! Classic. It’s like he’s got a magical 'Pardon us' charm and he's just flinging it around willy nilly.

Deja Vu All Over Again!

Of course this isn’t the first time Trump has pulled a stunt like this. Seems he’s got a soft spot for folks convicted of “white collar crimes.” Makes you wonder if he’s been taking lessons from Lucius Malfoy on how to avoid getting caught doesn’t it? (Just kidding Lucius... Mostly.)

Is This the End?

So will the Chrisleys get their 'get out of Azkaban free' card? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: this whole saga is more bizarre than a game of Quidditch with a rogue Bludger. As Dumbledore would say "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies but just as much to stand up to our friends". Maybe it is time the justice system stood up to its celebrity friends? Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go find that Niffler. Again.