Trump's First 100 Days: More Executive Orders Than a Spartan Has Plasma Grenades!

Golden Age or Golden Parachute?

Well Spartans looks like another world leader is trying to 'finish the fight'...or maybe just start a new one. This 'Trump' guy back for another round as President promised a 'golden age of America'. I've seen golden ages. Usually they involve Forerunner constructs and a whole lot of explosions. This... this is different. He's been signing executive orders faster than I can reload a plasma rifle.

Tariffs: The Covenant's Economic Weapon?

He's also rolling out these 'tariffs'. Sounds like something the Covenant would use to cripple a planet's economy before glassing it. Apparently they're messing with trade and alliances. Remember what the Arbiter said 'Were it so easy'. I guess navigating galactic politics is easier than dealing with *this*.

Downsizing the Government: Even the UNSC Wasn't This Efficient!

And get this he's teamed up with some 'Elon Musk' character to shrink the government. Says he's firing thousands of workers. Even the UNSC wasn't this brutal when downsizing after the war. I guess when it comes to this Elon guy's ideas 'I need a weapon'.

Gulf of...America?!

They say he even changed the name of the 'Gulf of Mexico' to the 'Gulf of America'. Seriously? Reminds me of the time Cortana tried to rename Installation 04 to 'Cortana's Fun Zone'. Didn't end well for her... or the Installation.

Mass Deportations: Sounds Like an Elite Invasion

Speaking of not ending well this 'mass deportation' policy sounds about as pleasant as facing down a horde of angry Elites on a Sunday morning. 'Humanity is crumbling' Cortana would probably say if she was still around and had access to Twitter. Good thing that never happened because I'm almost certain that she would have tried to order a pizza from it.

Meeting Zelenskyy During a Funeral? Even I Have Better Timing!

The article mentions him meeting with this 'Zelenskyy' guy during a *funeral* at St. Peter's Basilica. Talk about bad timing! Even I wouldn't schedule a strategic briefing during a memorial service. Sheesh even Arbiter wouldn't even do that! This guy could use a few lessons in 'Know your enemy'.