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Master Chief reports on Elon Musk's fiery opposition to Trump's tax-cut bill, sparking a battle that could decide the fate of the galaxy... or at least, America's economy. image

Elon Musk to Congress: 'Kill the Bill!' (Or I'll Send in the Spartans)

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:57
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Ford's May sales surge, fueled by ICE and hybrid models, offsets EV dip amid tariff talks and employee pricing, proving that sometimes, old-school power still wins the race. image

Ford's ICE Comeback: Did Someone Say 'Need for Speed'?

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:45
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Major retailers like Walmart, Target, and Best Buy are hiking prices due to tariffs, while others scramble for cover. Buckle up, Spartans, your grocery bill is about to get a whole lot heavier. image

Retail Apocalypse Now? Tariffs Send Prices Soaring Higher Than a Banshee's Scream!

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:00
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Jeep unveils the 2025 Cherokee, aiming for a comeback with hybrid options and competitive pricing, but will it be enough to stop their sales slump? image

Jeep's New Cherokee: More Bang for Your Buck, or Just Another Warthog?

Thu 29 May, 2025 16:21
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India's economic rise is making waves, but is it ready for Legendary difficulty? Master Chief investigates. image

India Ascendant: Fourth Largest Economy or Just a Rookie?

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:37
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The video game retailer dives headfirst into Bitcoin, sparking market buzz and a few raised eyebrows. Is this the future, or just another level? image

GameStop Goes Crypto: Master Chief Weighs In!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:00
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Master Chief reports on Elon Musk's critique of the Republican spending bill, drawing parallels to Covenant tactics and UNSC budget battles. image

Elon Musk Sounds Off on 'Big, Beautiful' Spending Bill: 'Wake Me When Something Breaks'

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:14
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Master Chief breaks down bond yields, inflation, and currency risks, warning of potential economic turbulence and suggesting a tactical hedge. image

Wake Me When the Bond Market Breaks: Chief's Guide to Yields and Global Risk

Tue 27 May, 2025 19:21
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The diamond industry faces a perfect storm of tariffs and lab-grown competition, but some believe a stabilization point is near. Could this be humanity's final battle? Or just another Tuesday? image

Diamonds in the Rough: Trump's Tariffs vs. Lab-Grown Sparkle

Tue 27 May, 2025 06:40
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Diamond industry faces a 'perfect storm' of challenges, including Trump's tariffs and the rise of lab-grown diamonds, threatening market stability and forcing industry giants to rethink their strategies. Looks like the Covenant aren't the only ones causing trouble. image

Diamonds in the Rough: Trump Tariffs and Lab-Grown Spartans Invade the Bling Kingdom!

Tue 27 May, 2025 06:40
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