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The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to proceed with staff reductions at federal agencies, sparking dissent and legal battles. image

Trump's "Wrecking Ball" Swings: Supreme Court Greenlights Federal Staff Cuts - Can Anyone Stop It?

Tue 08 July, 2025 20:21
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High-frequency trading giant Jane Street contests a ban by India's financial regulator, claiming 'basic index arbitrage trading' while SEBI alleges market manipulation. Buckle up, Marines, this could get messy. image

Jane Street Versus India's SEBI: Arbitrage? Or Arbitrage-NOT!

Tue 08 July, 2025 07:39
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Ultra-wealthy family offices are increasing direct investments, particularly in biotech and entertainment, showing a preference for long-term, impactful projects. Just like defending humanity. image

Family Offices Gear Up for More Investments Than Ever: I Need a Weapon

Mon 07 July, 2025 14:00
4 minutes to read

Deadly floods in Texas leave dozens missing, including children from a summer camp, prompting massive rescue efforts and questions about preparedness. Time to activate the Halo ring? image

Texas Flood: Send Help... and Maybe an Ark!

Sat 05 July, 2025 23:10
3 minutes to read

European stock markets are soaring, but some analysts believe the rally is built on shaky foundations, ignoring the potential impact of the global trade war. Could this be a trap? image

Europe's Risky Rally: Is It Time to Say Goodbye, Europe?

Fri 04 July, 2025 06:25
4 minutes to read

Master Chief reports on Apple's surprising sales surge in China, fueled by discounts and Huawei's shadow. image

iPhone Recharges in China: Eight Percent, Locked and Loaded!

Thu 03 July, 2025 11:54
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Goldman Sachs and Wells Fargo boost dividends after acing the Fed's stress test, signaling financial fortitude and happy investors. image

Wall Street Banks Level Up: Dividends Hiked Like Spartan Armor!

Wed 02 July, 2025 17:13
3 minutes to read

Tesla's stock dips amid delivery concerns and a clash between Musk and Trump over a controversial spending bill. Seems like someone needs a new AI! image

Tesla's Stock Takes a Dive: Did Musk Just Pick a Fight with the Wrong Warthog?

Wed 02 July, 2025 00:29
3 minutes to read

The English Premier League partners with Microsoft to bring AI-powered insights and personalized experiences to fans worldwide, trading Oracle for the Azure cloud. image

Cortana, Show Me the Goal! Premier League Tackles AI with Microsoft

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:00
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Master Chief reports on Meta's stock surge fueled by AI hype, massive investments, and talent poaching – is it enough to beat the Covenant... I mean, OpenAI? image

Wake Me When Meta Makes a Real AI: Chief on Zuckerberg's Superintelligence Gamble

Mon 30 June, 2025 20:10
3 minutes to read