Yabba Dabba Downturn! China's Profits Take a Dino-Sized Dive!

Holy Bronto Burgers What's Going On?

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from… well Bedrock! Heard some rumblings from across the Great Pangea about China and let me tell ya it ain't good news. Seems like their industrial profits took a dive – a whopping 9.1% in May! That’s worse than the time I tried to make a soufflé for Wilma! Makes a fella wonder if Mr. Slate’s quarry might be safer than these fancy foreign investments. I tell ya things are getting so complicated I miss the good old days of simple rock collecting!

Stimulus Schmimulus! Where's the Yabba Dabba Dough?

These big brained fellas in China they tried to boost things with some 'stimulus' – sounds like a fancy new type of dinosaur to me. But apparently it ain’t working! All this reminds me of the time I tried to 'stimulate' our Bedrock economy with my famous 'Flintmobile Powered Delivery Service'! Let’s just say it didn’t go so well. Sometimes these new fangled ideas just ain’t as good as good ol’ rock solid tradition… like bowling with Barney!

Exports? More Like Ex Snorts!

Now they're talking about exports and imports and things goin' all over the place. China’s selling stuff to places like Southeast Asia and… Europe? I didn't even know there was a place called Europe! Reminds me of the time I tried to sell Wilma’s 'rock chic' jewelry line beyond Bedrock... needless to say the style did not translate very well! Barney almost choked on his Bronto burger when he saw the prices!

Trump Talks! Is It a Great Deal or a Great Steal?

Heard this fella President Trump said he made a deal with China. Sounds like a winner winner chicken dino dinner! But then some other fellas are saying it’s just a 'framework' or somethin’. Honestly all this talk is makin’ my head spin! Is this deal good? Is it bad? All I know is I hope it doesn’t mean higher prices on my favorite Bronto Ribs at the drive in!

Geneva Agreement? More Like Geneva Aggravation!

This 'Geneva Agreement' sounds like a real headache. Something about rocks… uh 'critical minerals' and 'tech' and even students! All this high falutin' stuff makes me miss the days when the biggest problem was just figuring out how to beat Barney Rubble at bowling. What I really want to know is whether the deal impacts my ability to get a new set of bowling balls without breaking the bank!

Yabba Dabba Doo or Yabba Dabba Don't?

So what’s the bottom line? China’s in a bit of a pickle there’s some sort of deal with this Trump fella and it's all as clear as mud. Me I’m just gonna go home have a nice bowl of pebbles cereal and watch the sunset. Maybe Wilma will let me watch the wrestling tonight! Yabba Dabba Doo… I hope!