Yabba Dabba Dooomsday? World on the Brink, Says This Caveman!

Hot Rocks! Things Heating Up Faster Than Wilma's Dinner!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! And let me tell ya things are gettin' hotter than a dinosaur's backside out there! Seems like everyone's yellin' and screamin' and I don't just mean Wilma when I forget to take out the garbage. This Iran and Israel feud is gettin' serious and folks are talkin' about the U.S. jumpin' into the mix. Now I ain't no warthog but even I know that more rocks thrown means more headaches for everyone!

Trump Says What Now?!

This fella Trump he's got everyone in a tizzy sayin' he might he might not bomb Iran. 'I may do it I may not do it,' he says. Sounds like somethin' Barney would say when he's tryin' to decide whether to buy another round at the Water Buffalo Lodge! But this ain't no bowling night folks! This is serious stuff! The bigwigs in Russia are yellin' about a 'terrible spiral,' and someone even said we're just 'millimeters' away from a big ol' kablooey!

Even the Big Shots Are Sweatin'!

Over in the U.K. some Prime Minister is havin' emergency meetings and they're pullin' families out of someplace called Tel Aviv. Sounds like they're expecting some serious rock throwing! And get this some German fella says Israel is doin' the 'dirty work' for everyone else. Now I don't know about you but I like my work clean like when I polish my car – er I mean my feet powered car! Yabba Dabba Doo!

Diplomacy? Sounds Like a Dish at the Bronto Burger!

Everyone's yellin' about peace and stability but it's like tryin' to get Dino to fetch the newspaper – ain't gonna happen easy! This fella Xi Jinping from China says a ceasefire is 'an urgent priority.' Sounds like someone needs to tell that to Iran and Israel because they're still chuckin' rocks at each other like it's the Stone Age Olympics!

Iran and Israel Trade Blows: Ouch!

And speaking of chucking rocks these fellas aren't messin' around! Israel hit some nuclear facilities and Iran says they whacked a hospital. A HOSPITAL! That's lower than kicking a baby dinosaur folks! Some Israeli guy even said the Iranian leader 'can no longer be allowed to exist.' Sounds like things are gettin' personal faster than I can eat a brontosaurus rib. Fred this is serious business!

Is This the End of Bedrock?!

So what's a caveman to do? Should I start stockpilin' bronto burgers? Should I build a bigger rock shelter? All I know is if those crazy leaders don't cool it Bedrock might be lookin' at a Yabba Dabba Dooomsday! I'm hopin' things calm down but right now I'm keepin' Dino close and lookin' up at the sky. Yabba Dabba... Don't!