Yabba Dabba Dooomed? The Market's Gone to Bedrock!

A Dino Sized Disaster!

Yabba Dabba Doo! What in Bedrock just happened? Seems like that Trump fella done messed things up real good! Down 10.5% in two days? That's worse than when I tried to bake a brontosaurus burger and burned down the whole kitchen! He went and slapped tariffs on everyone and now the market's doin' the Dino Dip! I tell ya sometimes I think world leaders are about as smart as my pet Dino!

Tariffs? More Like Terrible iffs!

This whole tariff thingamajigger is like Wilma tryin' to understand my bowling scores. It's complicated see? Trump wanted 'reciprocal' tariffs like 'you charge us a clam we charge you a clam.' Simple right? But then that Navarro guy got involved and BAM! Punitive tariffs on everyone! Now everyone's bellyachin' and the market's doin' the Fred Flinstone flop.

Don't Have a Cow Man! (Unless You're Selling Stock)

Look I know it's scary. Your clams are disappearin' faster than Pebbles can eat a slab of ribs! But don't go sellin' everything ya hear? Unless you need that cash next year hold onto your rocks! Maybe even buy some of those non tariffed thingies when the market goes bonkers. They'll be back on top Yabba Dabba Doo! Like when my bowling ball actually hits the pins!

The Price is Wrong Bob!

This market's got more twists and turns than the road to Hollyrock! Before they said the S&P 500 could hit 6,500 maybe even 7,500! Now? Forget about it! We gotta rethink everything! Those tariffs are like a rock slide on our path to riches Yabba Dabba Dont!

Nibble Nibble Like a Dino on a Bone!

If the market takes a dive like a Black Monday special maybe nibble a little bit. But be careful! Europe's gonna get mad and retaliate faster than Wilma yelling at me for trackin' mud into the house. If that happens the market could tumble further than me trying to roller skate!

Odds and Ends (and Some Caveman Wisdom)

So what are the odds? I give it a 25% chance we've hit the bottom. Europe's gonna throw a hissy fit and companies will be cryin' about their earnings. Don't go buyin' unless the S&P 500 is lower than my bowling score! Just sit tight wait for the dust to settle and remember: Yabba Dabba Doo... or Don't! Just don't do anything rash ya hear?