Yabba Dabba Doo! Trump's "One Big, Beautiful Bill" Could Put More Clams in Your Pocket!

The Prez is Callin' All Stone Age Stiffs!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Your old pal Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! Seems like that fella Donald Trump the big cheese over at the White House is gatherin' up a bunch of working stiffs. He calls 'em 'everyday Americans,' like truck drivers firemen – even folks who rely on tips! Why that sounds like Barney after a particularly bad night at the Water Buffalo Lodge poker game!

One Big Beautiful What Now?

Apparently Trump's got this thing he's callin' "One Big Beautiful Bill." Sounds kinda like the Bronto Burgers Wilma makes on a good day! But instead of feedin' my rumblin' tummy this bill is supposed to give folks like you and me a break on our clams – I mean taxes! He's tryin' to convince those Senate fellas to pass it quick. I tell ya gettin' those fellas to agree on anything is harder than teachin' Dino to play the harp!

No Tax on Tips? That's a Grand Idea!

I heard a gal named Maliki Krieski who drives for DoorDash said this 'No Tax on Tips' thing will help her keep more of her hard earned clams. Now I'm not sayin' I'd deliver Bronto Burgers for tips but if I did I sure wouldn't want Uncle Sam sniffin' around for a bite! That's almost as bad as when Wilma finds out about my bowling nights.

Senate... Yabba Dabba Don't?

But here's the rub: seems like some of those Senate fellas are a bit worried. They're afraid this bill might make the national clam shell a little... shall we say... empty. They're complainin' it could 'blow out federal deficits.' Deficits! Sounds like somethin' Dino would do after eatin' a whole plate of pebbles!

Uh Oh Trouble in the Upper Chamber!

And get this! Some rule maker fella in the Senate threw a wrench in the works by sayin' some parts of the bill aren't gonna fly. This could make things as complicated as Wilma's recipe for pterodactyl pot roast. If they change the bill the House has to vote on it AGAIN! Yabba Dabba Doo zy of a headache!

Stay Tuned Bedrock!

So that's the skinny folks! It's all still cookin' like a rack of ribs at a Bedrock BBQ. Keep your eyes peeled 'cause this whole thing is changin' faster than Dino chasin' a butterfly. Fred Flinstone signing off! Yabba Dabba Doo!