Yabba Dabba Doo! Trump and Musk's Rock Fight Could Help Other Space Guys!

A Dino Sized Dust Up!

Yabba Dabba Doo! It seems that fancy Elon Musk guy the one with all the electric cars and rockets is having a real Barney Rubble style argument with President Trump. Now I don't understand much about these modern gizmos but Wilma tells me it's important. Apparently this feud could mean some big changes for Musk's companies. Tax credits government deals... sounds like a headache just like trying to explain the rules of 'Rockball' to Pebbles!

Space Race Rumble!

This fella Musk he's got more companies than I have rocks in my yard! There's Tesla SpaceX some AI thingamajigger a tunnel digging doohickey Neuralink and even a social media gizmo called X. But this Sheppard fella from Cantor Fitzgerald thinks a company called Rocket Lab could really benefit from all this hullabaloo. Seems like they launch rockets good and now they could launch even better! I tell ya these modern times are wilder than a Water Buffalo convention!

Starlink? More Like Star Stunk!

And it ain't just Rocket Lab. This Trump Musk dust up could hurt Starlink Musk's satellite internet thingy. Trump says he'll still use it but this Horan fella from Oppenheimer says the government can still give SpaceX a hard time. They could limit Starlink's satellites mess with their broadband subsidies or even make it harder for them to get their signals out there. Sounds like someone's gonna be saying 'D'oh I wish I was back bowling!'

Free Spectrum? Fuggedaboutit!

Horan also thinks Musk's chances of getting free spectrum—whatever that is—have gone down the drain. Now some other satellite companies like AST SpaceMobile Iridium Communications EchoStar Corp and Globalstar might just be doing the 'Wilma! I got a promotion!' dance. It's all enough to make a caveman's head spin like a bowling ball!

Bedrock Bedlam!

So there you have it folks! This Trump Musk tiff is causing more commotion than a brontosaurus stampede! Who knows what'll happen next? All I know is I'm gonna stick to my trusty rock car and my loyal dino crane. Yabba Dabba Doo!

Time for a Bronto Burger!

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the quarry. Work hard play hard that's my motto! And maybe just maybe I'll stop by the Bronto Burger Drive In later. Wilma says I need to watch my weight but a fella's gotta live right? Yabba Dabba Doo!