Yabba Dabba Doo! Tariff Tussle Turns Top-sy Turvy!

A Dino Sized Dilemma!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from my ???????? (stone) office! Jim Cramer over at CNBC – that's like the Bedrock Broadcasting Company only fancier – is flapping his gums about these here tariffs. Seems like President Rockhead – I mean Trump – put these tariffs in place and now the courts are fightin' over 'em! It's more confusing than Wilma tryin' to parallel park the Flintmobile! This Cramer fella says it's makin' the stock market do the jitterbug! And here I thought it was just Barney messin' with the dinosaur powered electricity again!

Courtroom Chaos!

So these courts are throwing rocks at Rockhead's tariffs see? Cramer thinks this could be a good thing because if the courts say 'Yabba Dabba DON'T!' on the tariffs then maybe things will settle down! It's like when I try to sneak an extra brontosaurus burger – sometimes Wilma catches me sometimes she don't! But this whole mess has our trading partners scratchin' their heads wondering if they should even bother making deals with us! I tell ya it's enough to make a caveman wanna club something... like maybe a slate of ribs!

Nvidia to the Rescue!

Now get this – apparently this company called Nvidia some kinda fancy rock puter maker did real good. And that gave the stock market a little kick in the pants! But then all this tariff talk came back and the good mood went south faster than a pterodactyl dive bombing a picnic. It's always something ain't it? Like when you think you're gonna win at the Water Buffalo Lodge bowling tournament and then Barney swaps your bowling ball for a watermelon!

Supreme Court Showdown?

Rockhead's team ain't takin' this lyin' down! They're gonna fight tooth and nail! They're even talkin' about callin' in the big guns – the Supreme Court! Cramer says if the Supreme Court sides with Rockhead then our trading partners better believe these tariffs are here to stay! But if not... well then Rockhead's got no cards to play! It's like tryin' to start the Flintmobile with a rock that's already been used as a hammer!

Retailers in a Pickle!

But hold on to your hats folks! Cramer also says that if the Supreme Court says 'no go' to the tariffs then we don't have to worry about retailers jacking up prices! And I don't know about you but I'm tired of payin' extra for my brontosaurus ribs! It's bad enough that Wilma keeps hidin' my bowling ball and betting against me on my golf game I can't handle inflated rib prices!

Yabba Dabba Doo or Don't?

So what's a caveman to do? All this tariff talk is enough to give you a ???????? (stone) headache! Bottom line it's all up in the air! We gotta wait and see what these fancy judges decide. In the meantime I'm gonna go home eat a brontosaurus burger and try to forget about the stock market. Yabba Dabba Doo!