Yabba Dabba Doo Stocks Up and Down Like Dino on a See-Saw!

Apple's Rotten Core?

Yabba Dabba Doo! What in Bedrock is going on with these stocks? My buddy Barney always told me to invest in Apple said it was the future! Now they're saying Apple's down like Dino chasing a butterfly 10.5% in the last three months! Sounds like Wilma's gonna be making me Pebbles' vitamins out of gravel again if this keeps up. They say some fella named Steve Kovach is gonna have the numbers. I hope they're better than my bowling score!

Amazon's Jungle of Trouble

And if that ain't enough Amazon's singing the blues too! Down 21% in the last three months! That's like losing a whole brontosaurus burger! Seems like folks ain't buying as many stone tablets online anymore. Maybe they should try selling 'em at the Water Buffalo Lodge. I bet they'd be a hit!

India? Sounds Like a Fancy Rock!

Then there's this whole hullabaloo about India. Apparently some important guy almost had a deal done but it's stuck waiting for some Prime Minister and Parliament whoever they are! Sounds like more red tape than you can shake a club at! These fellas on 'Squawk on the Street' were talking to some White House advisor but he wasn't spilling any dino bones. All I know is this 'iShares India 50 ETF' thingy is up and down like Dino on a see saw. Makes my head spin!

April Showers Bring May... Maybe More Losses?

April was a real doozy! The Nasdaq S & P 500 Dow Industrials… they were all falling faster than me when Wilma says 'no more bronto burgers!' Even the Russell 2000 and Dow Transports were taking a tumble. Yabba Dabba Don't like those numbers!

Cramer's Caveman Clues!

That fella Jim Cramer thinks some CEO leaders like the guy from ServiceNow the Starbucks fella (even though Starbucks is down!) and someone from Microsoft are worth betting on. He even mentioned the Meta guy but that stock is lower than my bowling average! I guess even the big brains get it wrong sometimes. Just like when I thought I could beat Barney at poker... Yabba Dabba Doo was I wrong!

Tariffs and T Rexes: A Prehistoric Pickle!

And get this! There's talk about tariffs and some big fancy companies like GM and Eli Lilly! Sounds like a real prehistoric pickle! They're even talking to the GM lady Mary Barra. Maybe she can invent a car that runs on pebbles... now THAT'S an investment I'd make! I'm telling you folks this stock market is wilder than a ride on a saber tooth tiger. I'm gonna stick to my bronto burgers and leave the investing to Wilma! Yabba Dabba Doo!