Yabba Dabba Doo! Stocks Do the Dino Dance!

Power to the People (and the Air Force!)

Yabba Dabba Doo! Lemme tell ya folks things are gettin' futuristic! This here company called Oklo is lookin' to power an Air Force base with one of their Aurora powerhouse plants! Sounds like somethin' out of The Jetsons but it's happenin' right here in Bedrock... er Alaska! They're up 25%! But hold your horses because the bigwigs haven't finalized the deal yet. It's like when Wilma promises me a brontosaurus burger but then says she has to go shopping with Betty first! Let's hope they get this deal done or those flyboys will be stuck pedaling their planes!

Game Over for GameStop?

Uh oh! Sounds like GameStop is in a bit of a dino sized slump. Their sales went down faster than I can eat a slab of ribs! Down nearly 5%! Makes ya wonder if people are tired of playin' games and are finally listenin' to their wives... nah who am I kiddin'? It's probably just that they're savin' up for a new bowling ball. I tell ya business is tough these days tougher than tryin' to explain to Pebbles why we can't have a pet dinosaur!

Tesla's Robotaxis: 'Yabba Dabba Doo' or 'Oh My Stars and Garters'?

That Elon Musk fella always got somethin' cookin'! Tesla's stock went up a smidge after he yakked about robotaxis. Sounds like somethin' out of a sci fi comic strip! Imagine no more Barney drivin' me crazy on the way to the lodge! But then again what if these robotaxis start thinkin' for themselves? Will they take me to the quarry even when I wanna go to the water buffalo lodge? Hmmm... makes a fella wonder!

Chewy's Treat Bag: Some Good Some Bad

Now Chewy... that's a funny name! Sounds like somethin' Dino would try to eat. Their profits were a bit off but they sold a whole lotta pet stuff. It's like when I think I'm gonna lose at poker but then I win a bunch of clams! A mixed bag just like Dino's diet! Yabba Dabba Doo!

Steel Yourself: Tariff Troubles Brewing!

Steel stocks are takin' a hit and it's all 'cause of some tariff talk. Apparently the U.S. and Mexico are makin' a deal to nix those pesky taxes on steel. That means the price of steel could drop faster than I drop my bowling ball on my foot! Ouch! This is bad news for steelmakers. I tell ya dealin' with tariffs is like dealin' with Wilma when I forget our anniversary... painful!

Goldman Sachs: Ready to Rock!

Alright alright sounds like Goldman Sachs is doin' just fine. Some fancy pants analyst says they're ready for anything the economy throws their way. Guess they're as tough as a brontosaurus steak! They're rockin' and rollin'. Now if only I could get my hands on some of that Goldman Sachs money I could finally buy that new bowling ball I've been wantin'!