Yabba Dabba Doo! New Top Dog at Stellantis!

Hot Rock! Big Boss Man Leaves!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! Seems like that Carlos Tavares fella the big cheese at Stellantis (that's the folks who make those fancy Jeep and Dodge things… not that I need 'em my foot powered car gets me everywhere!) decided to pack his bags. Said something about profits going down the drain like when Barney tries to fix the sink. And sales? Lower than Dino’s table manners! Word on the stone tablet is he bounced outta here back in December. Can you believe it?

Meet the New Guy: Antonio Rocks In!

But hold on to your hats folks! There's a new fella stepping up to the plate. Name's Antonio Filosa. Sounds fancy right? They say he's been with the company longer than I’ve been married to Wilma! (And that's a LONG time!). He used to run the Jeep brand whatever that is and something about being in charge of North America. Now he's the big Kahuna starting June 23rd. Let's hope he knows what he's doing or it's gonna be a… GRAND… disaster!

Stone Age Troubles!

Seems like Stellantis is hitting a bit of a rough patch. Like when my bowling ball ends up in Mr. Slate's office! They even pulled back their predictions for the year. Why? Blame it on that Donald Trump fella and his back and forth trading stuff! Apparently all those taxes and whatnot are making it tough to build cars. Who knew rocks and wheels could be so complicated eh?

Tariffs? Sounds Like a Bird!

This whole tariff business is about as clear as mud to ol' Fred. But apparently it could really mess with the car industry. Something about getting parts from all over the world and now it's gonna cost more. Makes you wanna just stick to driving a foot powered car doesn't it? Yabba Dabba Doo… or maybe Yabba Dabba Don't!

Elkann's Still Around!

John Elkann who was holding down the fort since Tavares skipped town is staying put as the big boss chairman. So he's still got a say in things. Hopefully he'll keep Stellantis from going the way of the dinosaurs! After all if he does a bad job then Wilma will have something new to nag me about! I can hear it now...

Shares Taking a Dive Dino's Upset!

And to top it all off their stocks are down! Like way down. Dino’s even upset and he usually doesn't notice anything unless it involves a bone! Here’s hoping Mr. Filosa can turn things around. Maybe he should try selling cars in Bedrock! I bet Wilma would love a new convertible… even if it is made of stone. Yabba Dabba… maybe we should just stick to bowling eh?