Yabba Dabba Doo! Micron's Earnings are Dino-Sized!

Great Googly Moogly! Micron's Makin' Bank!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Your pal Fred Flinstone here bringin' you the latest scoop from the Stone Age... I mean the *tech* age! Seems like this here Micron company is set to announce their earnings and the bigwigs are expectin' a real Dino sized haul. They're talkin' about makin' a whopping $1.60 per share! That's enough clams to buy Wilma a whole mountain of bronto ribs!

More Moolah Than Mr. Slate's Got Rocks!

And get this they're predictin' almost nine BILLION clams in revenue! That's more than Mr. Slate's got rocks in his quarry! Apparently this is all thanks to these here 'memory chips' and somethin' called 'AI.' Sounds like some kinda fancy future stuff but hey if it means more money for the company I ain't complainin'!

Shares Soarin' Higher Than a Pterodactyl!

Now I ain't no stock market whiz like Barney (he once tried to invest in a pet rock company didn't end well) but even I can see that Micron's shares are goin' through the roof! Up 35% in the last month and over 50% for the whole year! That's like winnin' the Bedrock Bowl... twice!

Analysts Say 'Buy Buy Buy!'

All these fancy analysts in their fancy suits are sayin' 'buy buy buy!' They're all excited about Micron's 'HBM' market which I guess is like the Stone Age version of deliverin' rocks... only with more computin' power! They think it's gonna keep growin' which means even more moolah for Micron!

Even Smarty Pants Say It's Good!

Even that brainy guy from Morgan Stanley who usually looks about as thrilled as I do when Wilma makes me go to the opera says things are lookin' up! He thinks Micron might even surprise everyone with how well they do! But he also said something about “downside” which sounds like a place you don’t want to fall into!

Tariffs? Sounds Like Trouble!

Now there is some talk about these here 'tariffs.' Sounds like some kinda giant ant or somethin'. Apparently they could cause some trouble if they ain't careful. Folks are worried it may cause demand to slow down and if that happens well…I'll be singing the blues like Dino at a dog show! But hey for now things are lookin' Yabba Dabba Doo tiful for Micron! This is Fred Flinstone signing off!