Fred Flinstone reports on Australia's first-quarter inflation, a bit higher than expected, but still cooling down, with a side of election news. Looks like things are about to get rocky, literally!
Fred Flinstone reports on Australia's first-quarter inflation, a bit higher than expected, but still cooling down, with a side of election news. Looks like things are about to get rocky, literally!

Great Gazoo's Guessing Game: Inflation Edition

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! Seems like even in the future I mean Australia they got this thing called 'inflation'. Barney you won't believe it but apparently things cost MORE than they used to! This first quarter it went up 2.4%. Now even I know that's not good but they're saying it's still low compared to that big ol' dinosaur they had back in '22. That was one scary ride!

Rock Bottom Prices? Not Quite Yet!

Now the smarty pants at the Australian Bureau of Statistics (sounds like a fancy rock counting club to me) say that the biggest price hikes were for houses learnin' stuff and grub. Yep even dino ribs are getting pricey! Good thing I know a guy who can get 'em wholesale... Yabba Dabba Doo! But hey it ain't all bad news. Things like fancy rocks and cave paintings are getting cheaper. Maybe I can finally afford that Wilma sized portrait I've been eyeing.

The Slow Burn of the Economy

They keep saying inflation is going down after being sky high in December of '22. This gives that Reserve Bank of Australia (Sounds like a place where they keep the dinosaurs!) some wiggle room to drop interest rates. Now that's what I call music to my ears! Maybe I can finally afford that new bowling ball. 'I'm telling you Fred you're gonna win a trophy!' Barney.

Crystal Ball Time: What's Next?

These brainy fellas at the RBA are saying things might get better next year. More jobs and the economy will be movin' like a speeding Stone Age car! But they also said it's hard to know what's gonna happen. Sounds like they're as clueless as me when Wilma asks me to do the dishes. But I said "I'm not a garbage disposal!".

Economists and Their Fancy Talk

One of these eggheads Stephen Wu thinks things are gonna go up a bit. He's got this thing called the 'trimmed mean' which sounds like a fancy way of saying 'ignore the crazy stuff'. If he's right they might cut those interest rates again! Fingers crossed folks!

Election Time in Down Under Rock

Speaking of rocks looks like there's some big vote coming up soon! Apparently everyone gets to pick who's in charge. They mentioned some party with a four point lead. I don't know about all that but I sure hope whoever wins promises to keep the dino ribs cheap and the bowling alleys open late! Yabba Dabba Doo!


Comments

  • LARRYLIVE profile pic
    LARRYLIVE
    5/27/2025 3:18:01 AM

    I hope the election brings some good news for the economy!

  • bizzypoet profile pic
    bizzypoet
    5/24/2025 6:24:21 AM

    Yabba Dabba Doo, I need a vacation from these prices!

  • mystic16 profile pic
    mystic16
    5/7/2025 9:40:19 PM

    Can we get a Yabba Dabba Don't on these rising prices?