Fred Flinstone reports on the social media spat between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, with a dash of Epstein files and vanishing posts!
Fred Flinstone reports on the social media spat between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, with a dash of Epstein files and vanishing posts!

Great Gazoo's Ghost! What's Going On?

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! It seems like that Elon Musk fella the one with the fancy electric cars and Donald Trump the guy with the big beautiful bill are havin' a real rumble! I heard tell they were chummy like me and Barney but now it's like when Wilma burns my bronto ribs – real ugly!

Vanishing Posts! Poof! Like My Bowling Score!

Now this Musk character he's been deletin' some of his yellin' on that 'X' thingy that fancy rock tablet contraption. One of 'em said somethin' about Trump bein' mixed up in some files with this Epstein fella...sounds like a real mess like when I accidentally joined the Water Buffalo lodge for the first time! The White House folks are saying it's all baloney so who knows what to believe? Maybe the Great Gazoo is playing tricks on everyone!

Impeach a Doodle Do! Replacing One Guy With Another?!

And get this! Musk even answered 'yes' to some bonehead who wanted Trump tossed out and replaced with some Vance fella. But that post vanished too! It's like trying to find a decent bowling ball at the Bedrock Lanes on a Saturday night – good luck! Seems fishy to me like when Dino tries to eat my newspaper!

Theo Von Steps In! Is He Trying to Be Smooth Like Barney?

This Vance guy he's been yappin' his jaw to some comedian Theo Von sayin' Musk is makin' a 'huge mistake' pickin' on Trump. He even called Musk an "emotional guy". I tell you it's all as clear as mud. Is this like when Barney tries to give me 'advice' on my marriage?! Yabba Dabba Don't!

From Buddies to Bedrock Brawl!

Just a week ago these two were throwin' compliments like I throw bowling balls (badly). Now they're at each other's throats over this 'big beautiful bill'. Sounds like a real headache like when Wilma catches me trying to sneak out for a Water Buffalo meeting.

The Truth Is Out There? Maybe Under My Bedrock...

Musk he's blamin' Trump bein' mentioned in those Epstein files for why they haven't been made public. But the White House lady this Karoline Leavitt she says Musk is just a grump because he didn't get his way with that bill. Sounds like a load of hooey to me! This whole thing is a bigger mess than my car after a trip to the drive in. Yabba Dabba Doo...I'm outta here!


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