Yabba Dabba Doo Arrests! Judges in Hot Water Over Immigration Kerfuffle!

Great Gazoo! Judges Gone Wild!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock... well not really but this story is wilder than a dino on the loose! Seems like some big shot judges are in a bit of a pickle. They're saying these judges a fancy pants one from New Mexico and another from Wisconsin got themselves tangled up in the Trump administration's immigration doohickey. Apparently they were trying to pull a fast one on the fellas trying to keep our country safe and sound. This is bigger than my bowling score! Barney's gonna have a field day with this gossip!

Obstruction? Sounds Like My Car!

So this lady judge from Wisconsin Hannah Dugan is her name got collared for helping some fella dodge the authorities after he showed up in her courtroom. Now I ain't no lawyer but that sounds like obstructing justice which is what happens when I try to parallel park the ol' footmobile! The FBI is breathing down her neck saying she pointed them in the wrong direction when they were trying to grab this Eduardo Flores Ruiz fella. Kash Patel is his name he announced that Dugan misdirected the FBI. I'm telling ya this is like when I tried to "borrow" Mr. Slate's bowling ball – never ends well!

New Mexico Mayhem! Gangland Gambits!

And hold on to your dino burgers folks! The plot thickens faster than Wilma's gravy. A former judge from New Mexico Joel Cano and his better half Nancy are facing charges for giving sanctuary to someone linked to some nasty gang called Tren de Aragua. Tampering with evidence they say. Sounds like something I'd accidentally do trying to fix the TV with a rock and a prayer! These judges were suppose to be the good guys but now looks like they need to spend some time on the other side of the bars.

Courtroom Chaos! Escape from Justice!

Back in Wisconsin it seems Judge Dugan got a little hot under the collar when she found out ICE agents were waiting to nab Flores Ruiz. Witnesses say she gave them the what for demanding a fancy 'judicial warrant'. Then she supposedly snuck Flores Ruiz and his lawyer out through a secret door like he was a spy in a cartoon! This whole thing is more convoluted than Pebbles' drawings! I'm going to need a cold Bronto Burger and a nap after this.

Foot Chase! He Ran Like a Dino!

Well Flores Ruiz didn't get away with it. Those ICE fellas chased him down like I chase after a rack of ribs at a company picnic. A real foot chase ensued! According to the affidavit Flores Ruiz was running full pelt. They finally nabbed him near some intersection. Sounds like something out of a wild west picture show. Bet Barney would've tripped and landed in a pile of... well you know!

Administration Speaks! No More Mr. Nice Guy!

White House Spokesman Kush Desai chimed in saying the Trump administration is putting America first with a 'no nonsense' approach. Seems like they are getting serious about the big I and no longer aiding and abetting. This whole thing is getting stickier than a tar pit. I hope they get it all sorted out before it turns into a real Bedrock brouhaha! Time to go home and yell at the TV! Wilmaaaaaa!