Yabba Dabba Doo! Are These Car Deals the Real Deal?

Tariffs? What Tariffs? Ford to the Rescue!

Yabba Dabba Doo! It's your pal Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! Seems like this fella Trump put some kinda... uh... *tariffs* on imported cars. Now I don't know much about fancy 'imported' stuff but Wilma tells me it's like when I try to sneak a bronto burger into the house – it costs extra! But Ford bless their stone age hearts is offering employee pricing to us regular Joes. That's like getting a bronto burger for the price of a dino dog!

Ford's Big Bet: Is It Dino mite or a Dino disaster?

So Ford's thinking "Hey times are tough rock prices are high let's give folks a break!" They're calling it 'From America For America'. Sounds patriotic right? Like when I yell 'Yabba Dabba Doo!' after bowling a strike. Some folks are worried it'll squeeze the rock outta the dealers but Ford's promising to help them out. I reckon if it gets me a new foot powered car it's worth a shot!

Stellantis and Hyundai Join the Stone Age Sale a bration!

Not to be outdone those Stellantis fellas (they make the fancy Ram Trucks and Jeeps – Wilma likes those) are doing the same thing! And Hyundai says they won't raise prices for a couple of moon cycles. It's like a Bedrock bargain bonanza! Makes me wanna trade in the ol' footmobile for something a bit more…modern. Maybe with a built in bowling ball holder.

Why Now? Because the Cars Need Movin' That's Why!

The smarty pants analysts say they've got too many cars lyin' around. Seems like people bought a bunch after that Covid thing but now they need to clear out space for the new models. It's like when I try to sneak in a new bowling ball – Wilma makes me get rid of one of my old ones! So they're giving us deals to make room. Smart huh?

Is a Recession Lurking? Quick To the Showroom!

There's talk of a big 'recession' comin'. Sounds scary like a visit from the Great Gazoo! These experts are sayin' it might hit by the end of the year. So the car companies are thinkin' "Let's sell 'em now while we can!" Smart thinking! Get that new car before it costs ya a pile of clams!

Yabba Dabba Don't Miss Out! The Sale Ends Soon!

So there you have it folks! Ford's employee pricing deal ends in June. That's not a lot of moon cycles! If you're lookin' for a new car now might be the time to pounce like a sabertooth tiger on a steak! Just remember don't tell Wilma I sent ya. She'll want a new rock polisher and I'm already in the doghouse for that bowling ball incident. Yabba Dabba Doo!